Fixed, and yes, I listened to both Candlemass (which is not as boring as most of Black Sabbath's entire career) and Saint Vitus (which is arguably even more boring than Black Sabbath).
Yes, sludge/drone/funeral doom can sound absolutely terrifying, but I do not get that from Black Sabbath. All I really got from songs other than Paranoid, Children of the Grave, Electric Funeral, TV Crimes, Neon Knights, Iron Man, Lady Evil, Die Young, and Lawmaker is crap that irritates me from being too slow, too boring, and/or being British pop crap.
I hate to say this, but that seems like a weak and lame comparison. And Def Leppard only put out crap in their later years IMO. Why do they deserve respect as musicians for keeping a one-armed drummer and putting out bubble gum pop?
I went from not understanding why the Beatles were so revered, to accepting it, to starting to understand it over the course of my adult life. I pretty much hate their silly poppy love songs, but they have a lot of seriously good tunes from the later part of their career.
Shutting up is not something I am particularly good at, especially since I have...the gift.
So not respecting them would suddenly cause the bands it spawned to not exist? I am not getting your "logic" here.
What follows is probably the most senseless and contradictory circle jerk I have ever seen.
Ender Rises: "You should respect Sabbath like you should respect Def Laffard for their influence."
Achrisk: "Black Sabbath is great but Def Lappard sucks, don't respect it."
Seedofvengeance: "I like Sabbath AND the Beatles."
Achrisk: "Yeah, what he said."
Ender Rising: "I hate Lappard but I can respect them for diligently producing shit I hate."
Life Sucks: "You can respect Sabbath to a degree depending upon which albums you like."
Achkrisk: "I went from an awkward lad who wondered why the Beatles were good to an awkward lad who fell in love with the Beatles like the rest of the deluded masses."
Thon Amoth: "I was an awkward lad who enjoyed the Beatles too"
Goddamn, have you guys even LISTENED to yourselves talk? God, not only did you totaly obliterate whatever point you were hoping to convey to me but you also went from convincing me to making me doubt your credibility even more by switching from Def Lappard to the Beatles (being a Rolling Stone fan and a stern hater of hippies the world over, I have no reason to respect the Beatles for anything).
About the only way you could have made me doubt your credibility even more is by suddenly coming out of the blue and start talking about Led Zeppelin or Joy Division or rap.
I agree.
Except for the "If you don't like Sabbath" part.
For one thing, the reason Leppard should be respected is for not throwing an injured member to the wolves. Which is admirable. It's also basic human decency. I don't really consider it reason to particularly admire them...
Anyhow, I respect Hendrix, The Beatles, and Zeppelin, even though I don't like Hendrix and Zeppelin, because a lot of the music I like wouldn't exist without it.
Lemegeton, please name some bands you like.
Shutting up is not something I am particularly good at, especially since I have...the gift.
So not respecting them would suddenly cause the bands it spawned to not exist? I am not getting your "logic" here.
What follows is probably the most senseless and contradictory circle jerk I have ever seen.
Ender Rises: "You should respect Sabbath like you should respect Def Laffard for their influence."
Achrisk: "Black Sabbath is great but Def Lappard sucks, don't respect it."
Seedofvengeance: "I like Sabbath AND the Beatles."
Achrisk: "Yeah, what he said."
Ender Rising: "I hate Lappard but I can respect them for diligently producing shit I hate."
Life Sucks: "You can respect Sabbath to a degree depending upon which albums you like."
Achkrisk: "I went from an awkward lad who wondered why the Beatles were good to an awkward lad who fell in love with the Beatles like the rest of the deluded masses."
Thon Amoth: "I was an awkward lad who enjoyed the Beatles too"
Goddamn, have you guys even LISTENED to yourselves talk? God, not only did you totaly obliterate whatever point you were hoping to convey to me but you also went from convincing me to making me doubt your credibility even more by switching from Def Lappard to the Beatles (being a Rolling Stone fan and a stern hater of hippies the world over, I have no reason to respect the Beatles for anything).
About the only way you could have made me doubt your credibility even more is by suddenly coming out of the blue and start talking about Led Zeppelin or Joy Division or rap.
So not respecting them would suddenly cause the bands it spawned to not exist? I am not getting your "logic" here.
Shutting up is not something I am particularly good at, especially since I have...the gift.