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E-bortion

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So I had an 8 hour dream about time travelling (well seemed so, longest dream I can remember.) I actually woke up, went back to sleep and continued where I left off (first time thats ever happened to me.) Apparently throughout the dream, if I rubbed a peppermint a wormhole would open and transport me to another part of my life. If I wanted to go "back to the future" I had to throw the mint in the air and catch it on a penny. I went back in time to my early high school years which was nothing spectacular then I went in to the future where things were a mess. I had a dead sexy women waiting to greet me (my bitch apparently) but I couldn't be with her considering I had no recollection of the gap between my "true" place in time and the supposed future. I also saved a drunken guy, his house was burning down and I woke him up and managed to coax him out. That's about it. It's one of those dreams that just stayed with me for some weird ass reason. I've never understood why some dreams just stick with you and can actually kind of bother you though, especially considering the outright ridiculousness of them.

Hmm anyways, POST DREAMS. The sexier, weirder, and nastier the better! :cool:
 
awesome...i had a dream recently that was really fucked up, it reminded me of the actual ring movie in Teh Ring, it was just a bunch of really random disturbing images...i'm pretty sure there was a chick fucking a dead guy haha...i woke up and went "holy shit i need therapy" :lol:
 
i had a dream about watching some porno where some dude was about to score with 2 chicks and when he took off their shirts he yelled TITTIES!!! and threw his arms up in the air. then i got to score with the two chicks.

normally i don't remember my dreams more than an hour or so after waking up, so when i have a good one i write it down or tell someone about it. haven't done that for awhile.
 
I want a monkey butler. i ahd a dream about that once. I also dreamt and remembered what I want for a music room. I'll describe it when I'm not trying to take notes in class. It's basically a black room, comfy chair and a weird tree in the centre.
 
Alright, here's a fucking wierd dream I had a while ago.

I was Norm McDonald (you know the old news guy from SNL?) and a dective who for some reason had been kicked off the force. I knew where a high profile criminal was, however, so I thought if I could bring him in I'd get my job back. So I drove to his apartment at night with his daughter and his wife who'd agreed to help me out. I had one stay in the car and the other came with me to let me in the apartment and show me the way to the sleeping criminal. While inside the dark apartment I thought "Fuck it, I can take him in dead or alive so if he's sleeping I'll just kill him" but after I thought that I looked behind me. There was his wife who'd been showing me where to go and she had this evil fucking smile on her face. I turned away from her and at that moment the criminal came out of the shadows. He was 7 or 8 feet tall and built like a fucking ox. He then proceeded to kick the living shit out of me. I tried to get a few hits in but I soon realized he was a zombie when I hit him and his flesh was grey and cracked open a bit. I tried to get away and he followed slowly, still beating me. We got to the stairs and I fell down them but was relieved because he was slow and that bought me some time. At this point I thought I was going to die and at least wanted to kill his daughter who was still in the car because she was probably in on betraying me.

In the way dreams work, however, when I got to the car the criminal, his wife, and his daughter were all in the car together already. I was hurt and limping away when they hit me with the car. As they turned around I hit between two parked cars and they couldn't find me and soon got bored and went back inside. I then starting running like hell and knew I had to get to my friends house (this friend I haven't seen for like a decade now) but the tops of the buildings in the street started to lean in towards each other, making a sort of canopy. I turned down an alley and it was the same there as well. And the road and building-canopies were now carpeted. As I walked along I came to two old women who were stapling carpet to the buildings and each piece of carpet was in the shape of the USA. I looked away and looked back and then the carpet was shaped like Texas.

I woke up soon after. That's all I remember. I'm pretty sure that was the first dream I had where I got my ass kicked.
 
yeah dreams that i remember are generally pretty bad. i can still remember the one where my parents were eaten by dinosaurs, it was extremely vivid and quite frightening to my 6 year old self. i was extremely into dinosaurs back then, had many books and went to museums and libraries quite frequently to study them. in the dream some volcano erupted and a bunch came back. pretty cool now that i think of it, but not back then.

the only ones that are positive involve women. naked women with magic blowjob powers.
 
I don't have any good dreams. i either have neutral or bad. I usually remember my dreams until about 5 minutes after I wake up. I write them down always. I also dream about the future (it's been proven now, 4 times). Word for word conversations I've written down, shown to a friend and it happened the next week.

I also dreamt pages from my data comm textbook. Which is weird.
 
I had a very boring dream a while back when I was gonna go to my brother's place and get drunk. I walked all the way there and when I was in the elevator one of my other brothers called and woke me up and I was seriously pissed because I realized I'd have to walk aaaaaaall the way again.

ALSO this one is longer (well, the walk was long too but the details are boring)

Me, Stefan (brother) and Emil were down by the river making hot dogs and I was seriously tired so I did everything with my eyes closed. After a short while I walked to the control thing on the bridge for the program Erik had written where you typed in an address and funny little frogs walked over an extending bridge and carried out messages. I tried ordering frogs here&there (including an american nuclear submarine) but realized they walked faster than the bridge so they fell into the river =/ Anyways, while I was standing there Stefan shouted CATCH! and since I was dead tired and had my eyes closed I just threw my arms up and the football hit them and fell into the river and he was all :cry: my brand new football and I said don't worry and then I jumped in and was gonna get it but I quickly realied that was a stupid idea since this was now the bridge in that coffee commercial you (don't) know, so it was high as fvk and I first of all hurt myself landing and then realized the currents were gonna kill me and then I woke up trying to swim a bit before I realized it was just a dream. It all felt so fekkin real.
 
E-bortion said:
So I had an 8 hour dream about time travelling (well seemed so, longest dream I can remember.) I actually woke up, went back to sleep and continued where I left off (first time thats ever happened to me.) Apparently throughout the dream, if I rubbed a peppermint a wormhole would open and transport me to another part of my life. If I wanted to go "back to the future" I had to throw the mint in the air and catch it on a penny. I went back in time to my early high school years which was nothing spectacular then I went in to the future where things were a mess. I had a dead sexy women waiting to greet me (my bitch apparently) but I couldn't be with her considering I had no recollection of the gap between my "true" place in time and the supposed future. I also saved a drunken guy, his house was burning down and I woke him up and managed to coax him out. That's about it. It's one of those dreams that just stayed with me for some weird ass reason. I've never understood why some dreams just stick with you and can actually kind of bother you though, especially considering the outright ridiculousness of them.

Hmm anyways, POST DREAMS. The sexier, weirder, and nastier the better! :cool:
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It seemed the dream last for 8 hours, but you actually only dream for 45 minutes each dream and you usually dream 3 or 4 times a night, if I remember my psychology class correctly.
 
AsModEe said:
It seemed the dream last for 8 hours, but you actually only dream for 45 minutes each dream and you usually dream 3 or 4 times a night, if I remember my psychology class correctly.
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Yup, and it only occurs once REM sets in, usually around 4-5 hours after sleeping.
 
How does that work with the semi waking up and falling asleep again? I swear I've had phone conversations, fallen back to sleep, and continued the same dream! Of course since i was half asleep the phone conversation was pretty much: "Hello, is Carolyn there?" "URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" "I'll call back."
 
E-bortion said:
Yup, and it only occurs once REM sets in, usually around 4-5 hours after sleeping.
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no wonder I don't dream when i'm at college. I don't sleep that long. A good night is just barely 4 hours.

thats why on transit I go into a half-sleep state. I curl up and only thing that registers is how many times the train has stopped. And I subconciously count them. I'm actually asleep. I've drooled, snored, fallen over and everything during this. It's weird. I think I do it cause i'm overtired.
 
Demilich said:
How does that work with the semi waking up and falling asleep again? I swear I've had phone conversations, fallen back to sleep, and continued the same dream! Of course since i was half asleep the phone conversation was pretty much: "Hello, is Carolyn there?" "URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" "I'll call back."
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I don't know, but all I can tell is that night terrors ( not nightmares ) occurs when you are NOT dreaming.

Night terrors happen when a young kid starts screaming while sleeping.
 
I remember one recurring dream I had where I was running through a dark, twisted and evil labyrinth, only to emerge onto a beach under the full moon and stars, run down to the water ostensibly to swim to safety, and there was a completely black minotaur, huge, weilding a black axe, standing with his feet (hooves) in the water. He started at me, and I woke up.

Fuck, this was when i was like 10-12, had it two or three times.
 
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