Dreams

[NAD]

lolz

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

had a dream based upon past events. In the dream, the chick was a metalhead I met at a show, in real life, she was just some cool chick I met at a party my friend threw.

Met cool chick at show, got her phone #, she invited me to a party she was having on the weekend. Show up at party. Get jumped. Wallet and all my stuff (right down to underwear and socks) stolen.

Man, I'd buried that memory, sucks balls that a stupid dream had to bring it back up.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

oh yeah, also had that dream where you think you've slept in and are late. Leaped into the shower at 5:30am and then realized it was fucking sunday.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I had a bunch of odd dreams last night. One of them had me trying to escape from Christians. I'd gotten on a bus I usually take and some of the people who also normally get on that bus were just getting off. So I asked why and the Christians (dressed like the door-to-door Mormons) said they'd gotten off because the bus was going to Australia. They said that if you didn't get off the bus now, it was your last chance, and you'd be converted to Christianity. So I said, "Well fuck that" and got off the bus. They realized I was an atheist and started chasing me. They had me cornered with some cave behind me so I ran into the cave and realized it was some hellish domain created by the Christians and used to convert people. There was some murdering psycho down there, sewers, demons, etc. All exits were blocked by rabid Christians. Oddly enough, I wasn't scared of this hellish place, just the Christians.

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

I dreamed I met Garm singing live with new era Ulver, and after the show, we had some drinks, he took to to the temple of woman( aka strip club) and got me a 1/2 hour lap dance! and the girls were dancing to Akercocke.

 

[NAD]

My dreams have been boring for several years now. I don't have many dreams about banging chicks, I have dreams about finding a secret hiding place to jerk off to porn without getting caught by my wife. Yes, I've had that one multiple times. Absolutely ridiculous.

A few weeks ago I bought a rare and fancy fuzz pedal, one that I've been on a waiting list for a spell now. I sent payment for it recently, now I'm just waiting a few weeks for it to get delivered. Last night I had a dream about it... not the fuzz pedal itself, but the email from the builder with the tracking info. So yes, I dreamt about going onto USPS.com and finding out when said pedal will arrive. That's just lame.

I've also been shopping for a used Jeep for a few months now. I had a dream that I finally bought one. The dream did not involve driving it on some great adventure, no. I was filling out the DMV paperwork as it sat in my mother-in-law's driveway. I think it was orange, but I never got close enough to even sit in the damn thing. What a crock of shit.

So yes, my dreams are complete bunk. But I guess it's good that my actual life is more exciting than what I fantasize about. Weird, but I'll take it.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I still have my usual dreams about zombies and random body parts and stuff like that. This one was odd for me: a moon rock fell to the earth and I found it on the ground, spinning on its own. I went to get other people to show them, but by that time, the moon rock had turned into a large (not Death Star large, but large) disco ball-like thing and was floating above the West End area of downtown Dallas, where I work. Emergency alerts were being sent out all over the city not to go near it because it was giving off large amounts of radiation. That didn't stop a huge Mexican concert from taking place right below it, though. I called my mom to tell her not to take the train home from work that day because the train would pass by the thing and expose her to radiation. Then I woke up and had to pee.

 

[dorian gray]

Lol at NADs dreams
I sometimes have gay dreams. That's pretty weird. Not to mention kinda gay

 

[Krilons Resa]

WTF? haha

 

[dorian gray]