Dreams

Holy crap I had an odd dream last night.

From what I can remember I was that dude Sam from Quantum Leap. I had leaped into the body of a bodyguard protecting a rapper who was actually a friend of mine like 15 years ago. At one point we were walking down a hallway and that hologram guy was explaining things to me when suddenly there was a barrier he couldn't get through. Somebody kept placing these around so we knew the assassin was very smart to know about hologram guy and I.

I helped out some chick in a lab with experiments on the human brain for a few minutes for some damned reason then went backstage to continue my bodyguard job. I thought I found the assassin and when he went at the rapper I detained him and then realized he'd just wanted an autograph. At that moment the real assassin showed up so I threw the rapper over my shoulder and started running like hell through all the seats in front of the stage. I thought to myself "Wow, I'm freaking awesome. I'm carrying this big guy over my shoulder and running this fast on the tops of chairs? Wow."

That's all I really remember.
 
I fell asleep in class this afternoon when the teacher unplugged us from the net.

In the dream I won the lottery, bought an island and turned it into a giant resort for metalheads. With like Misantropic Minigolf, bunch of indoor/outdoor venues, a pool with red tinted water, regular resort trappings with a metal theme and like a "school" where professionals can come and teach others things. Guitarists teach guitar shitz and stuff.

Oh yeah, and my really cool paintball thing, like the post apocalyptic warzone themed paintball theme. The medieval duel arena and stuff like that.
 
i dunno.

grow up poor and mostly alone so you learn to entertain yourself. Have life consistently throw curveballs into your scrotum and you learn to think strangely. and ummm... i dunno, shitz like that.
 
yea well I have an overactive imagination for a similar reason :p

I love my imagination though, it totally helps me rock your boxxorz at improv, lets me create the most totally WTF!? moments at wonderful moments and generally help me be a comedic genius (about the only thing women like about me)
 
Iconoclastic Tendencies said:
help me be a comedic genius (about the only thing women like about me)
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that sounds pretty familiar haha, all my female friends are like "you're so funny" and all i think is "TELL THAT TO SOMEBODY HOT"
 
they aren't lieing... they simply omit information...

They want a guy with a sense of humour, they're idea of a perfect body, lots of money, a great personality, is in touch with his feelings.

Settling for that (at least in my area), they want a guy who sells drugs and kicks the shit out of everyone in sight. Or who has a calvin klein model body.
 
dreamt last night while listening to Black 1 in my sleep that I was some sort of assasin prince type dude (shadowy and mysterious and evil and such). Was breaking into some castle thing on a mountain to rescue some chick who looks like the hottest girl in my high school, rescued her no problem (much slitting of throats and such.

Then I see this tower thats guarded to keep something in. Slit the first guards throat, other guard looks and I shoot him in the eye with a crossbow. Start climbing the tower, get to the first tier and like walking through an invisible doorway I end up in some cube full of trolls (forgotten realms style). Look around as they rush at me and see a door across the way with a overly large lock on it, one of the trolls has a key around its neck. I rush at it and kill it quick, reach for the key and it moves to another troll. kill all the trolls and move on.

Similar events happen up the tower (orcs, giants, elementals, dwarves) then on the last tier, I step through and run into a large black dragon. I manage to bargain with it for my life, in exchange, it places a binding spell upon me that will kill me if I don't complete an agreed upon task, killing the wizard who owns the castle to free said dragon. Move on through the door into the room and theres some chick that looks like maren in the room.

Then this evil wizard dude steps out of the shadows. He's got a scepter thats like a legbone, with a skull on top and wrapped in a floating ribcage holding in some crazy black misty/sludge stuff that his hand is inside. Wizard dude looks like NAD. Fight with NAD, manage to take off one of his hands, he blasts me with some fireballs and such. I shoot him in the left NAD and he gets pissed off and hits me with some sort of holding spell.

I wake up in a dungeon with some dude that looks like Lizard but sounds like a cross between Igor and Gollum learing at me. The NADzard tells him to kill me slowly.

Rest of the dream consists of the Lizard guy cutting off body parts, then cauterizing the room with a superheated poker. Then when I come too after the pain. He eats said body part. Fingers, hand, other hand's fingers, other hand. Arms. toes, feet, legs. I woke up all sweaty and freaked out when he started onto my balls.

WTF!?!?
 
not only was it strange. But in the end, I didn't even win the day and save maid maren. /robinhood

oh well, at least it left some entertaining memories :p
 
hahaha that rules, especially since i am a wizard afterall. :dopey:

i had a dream about fucking nazis last night. like, a bunch of 3rd reichers showed up to party with me or something. i blame herr møøse's latest signature.
 
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