Dreams

its entirely possible, there's been plenty of classic jokes that after seeing in an ep once, never show up again :(

I really haven't seen that episode in a loooooooong time, but I'm pretty sure I recall the tour through the MUSEUM OF CRIME being in the last time i watched.
 
it's the biggest reason to get the dvds, besides the commentaries (which are AMAZING). they always complain about which jokes get left out because fox cut like a minute off their running time to make room for more commercials.

it's always the real good/offensive stuff that gets cut too, like when otto's shoes are talking.
 
god damn nad said:
it's the biggest reason to get the dvds, besides the commentaries (which are AMAZING). they always complain about which jokes get left out because fox cut like a minute off their running time to make room for more commercials.

it's always the real good/offensive stuff that gets cut too, like when otto's shoes are talking.
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THAT got cut?!?!? fuckin' shame ...

I so dreadfully miss the one scene in the bowling league episode, where Mr. Burns is looking over cashed checks, and says something along the lines of "a check for BOWLING!?!?!?!?" then smithers says "no, that's for your BOWELing, sir" .. and then a pause, and then he gets to the actual bowling check.

the boweling joke I haven't seen since the original airing :(


edit: so please tell me, on the DVDs they aren't the syndicated versions?
 
i believe it's the homerpalooza episode... anyhow, peter frampton is on stage and snake (?) says "whoa, that guys guitar is talking!" and otto says "forget that, my shoes are talking!" and he looks down to see tracers and his shoes have a brief conversation with him, hahaha.

it's been so long since i've seen it that i forget what they say. :(
 
hahaha, never saw that boweling bit. and no, the dvds are the FULL EPISODES, watching them is always a reminder of the old jokes i haven't seen for 10 years which fucking rules.

and oh yeah:

Jimbo: Man, that guy's guitar is talking.
Otto: Hey, my shoes are talking too!
Left Shoe: Don't worry. We won't hurt you.
Right Shoe: We only want to have some fun.

lolz x092358u02345
 
hahahaha yeah, good stuff

also in that episode with sideshow bob at the airshow, where he steals a nuke, and is casually pushing it away in a wheelbarrow whistling, he hits a rock and the wheelbarrow tips a little, and the face he makes was priceless, hahaha (or so my memory tells me), but yet, nowadays he just starts pusing the wheelbarrow and whistling, and then it cuts to commercial before he hits the rock, thusly making the scene have NO comedic value

and why do I even remember these things?
 
hahaha yeah that shit rules.

you remember because the simpsons are like music. without it, life is not worth living. edit: books and boobs too. oh and beer. and that's about it.
 
Burns: I don't remember writing a check for bowling!
Smithers: Uh, Sir, that's a check for your boweling
Burns: Oh, yes. That's very important.
Smithers: Yes, Sir. Remember that month you didn't do it?
Burns: Yes...that was unpleasant for all concerned. Anyway, back to
the checks.
Stop everything! I don't remember writing a check for
bowling!



hahahahah oh man, funnier than i even remembered, I say it again.. FUCKING SHAME
 
So I just woke up from a nap, I had the most intense dream I've ever had. Pretty startling for me...

Well, apparently in this dream a friend and I were in a house, looked quite trashy. We had a woman in there, no one in particular. She was handicap (she had no legs.) All three of us were sexual deviants. Well, I take my friend into an empty room in the house that contains nothing but a holster, just big enough for the woman. I show him that it spins around and what all crazy shit we could do to her, we just sit and kind of laugh about it for a bit. Well, next thing you know we are in the bathroom. She's propped herself in the tub. She says shes gonna shave. I ask to assist her, she approves. At first I was doing it nice and slow, you know, shaving like you would. But then I take the razor and put it on the side of her breast, just lightly brushing the fuzz on her body. Then I shave a bit harder, she kind of yanks away. Then I pull the razor down on her breast as hard as I can drawing blood. She seems to kind of like it, so I continue, but as quickly as she was turned on, she was turned off. Next thing you know, I'm choking her. I've got my finger down her throat and shes gasping for air. I start pulling on her lower jaw and it was clearly contorting. By now her face is crushing. She's apparently disfigured and her eyes are bulging from her trying to escape. Her gags eventually turn to almost words, as if she wants me to finish the job. So I tug as hard as I can. Her lower jap rips off, exposing shreads of muscle, fat, and her teeth. blood just kind of flows out and I drop her into the tub. Then I screamed at her.. "This is for giving me the twenty-eight dollar bill." (?) My friend is now in the back pissed off mumbling about how he wont fuck a dead girl.

Then I woke up.


*edit*

This dream had a cell-shaded quality to it. First dream I've ever had not to be completely recognizable as a humans "normal" perspective.
 
What the fuck are you guys talking about, now I can't watch a single episode of that show without worrying that it's been completely gutted.
 
E-bortion said:
So I just woke up from a nap, I had the most intense dream I've ever had. Pretty startling for me...

Well, apparently in this dream a friend and I were in a house, looked quite trashy. We had a woman in there, no one in particular. She was handicap (she had no legs.) All three of us were sexual deviants. Well, I take my friend into an empty room in the house that contains nothing but a holster, just big enough for the woman. I show him that it spins around and what all crazy shit we could do to her, we just sit and kind of laugh about it for a bit. Well, next thing you know we are in the bathroom. She's propped herself in the tub. She says shes gonna shave. I ask to assist her, she approves. At first I was doing it nice and slow, you know, shaving like you would. But then I take the razor and put it on the side of her breast, just lightly brushing the fuzz on her body. Then I shave a bit harder, she kind of yanks away. Then I pull the razor down on her breast as hard as I can drawing blood. She seems to kind of like it, so I continue, but as quickly as she was turned on, she was turned off. Next thing you know, I'm choking her. I've got my finger down her throat and shes gasping for air. I start pulling on her lower jaw and it was clearly contorting. By now her face is crushing. She's apparently disfigured and her eyes are bulging from her trying to escape. Her gags eventually turn to almost words, as if she wants me to finish the job. So I tug as hard as I can. Her lower jap rips off, exposing shreads of muscle, fat, and her teeth. blood just kind of flows out and I drop her into the tub. Then I screamed at her.. "This is for giving me the twenty-eight dollar bill." (?) My friend is now in the back pissed off mumbling about how he wont fuck a dead girl.

Then I woke up.


*edit*

This dream had a cell-shaded quality to it. First dream I've ever had not to be completely recognizable as a humans "normal" perspective.
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Freud would tell you that it means that you want to kill your father and marry your mother.
 
MajestikMøøse said:
Freud would tell you that it means that you want to kill your father and marry your mother.
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I think Freud had the hots for his mom, so he deemed it as the norm to spare his dignity. Oedipul syndrome is bs :loco:
 
i had a dream where I ended up going to aparty with my buddy kevin, and there were these slutty christian chicks there. I was boning one of them (they didn't know I was a metalhead) and she goes "oh yes, praise the lord" and I started laughing like a demon and said "WRONG LORD BITCH!!!! MUAHAHHAHAHA" , finished having my way and just left.

lolz

edit: forgot an important part cause i'm trying to half listen to the teachers lecture. novell = boring but useful
 
I had a dream this morning as my alarm clock went off that my alarm clock was going off and I couldn't make it stop no matter what I did to it. What an amazingly annoying dream.

Reminds me of a dream I had once where I was walking through some woods and the next thing I know there's a record player next to me blaring away. I soon woke up and noticed I'd accidentally set my alarm to wake me up with the radio.
 
I had a dream once where I was in this long ass hallway from my old junior high. It was dark, but there were some red porn lights and a disco ball at the end of the hallway. Also at the end was Jerry Garcia just sort of grooving out with an acoustic guitar. As I approached him, he gave me a swift kick in the nuts and I woke up.
 
i had a dream that chromatose and ct_thrash were taking three sheets promo pictures, i guess we were on an east coast tour. i bumped my lip on a microphone (this happens a lot to me) so the promo shot was of my fat-lipped ass flipping off a microphone.

also i'm pretty sure we went out to get burritos afterwards.
 
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