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[Dark_Jester]

pffffffffff? you forgot the t milady

 

[Dark_Jester]

And I didn't even need Blade's input this time

 

[Salamurhaaja]

Originally posted by Hiljainen
A stupid pic of me i was going to laugh hysterically when my friend took that pic..i was imitating a friend of us uke:

Oh my, I wonder if an ugly girl listening to DT is some kind of a myth

...

Never mind, not gonna say what else I thought of

 

[Dark_Jester]

Nah, the way I figure it, Dark Tranquillity and its board is a sorta magnet for the beautiful people Explains why I came across by an accident though

 

[Salamurhaaja]

Originally posted by rahvin
and this is a metal forum. i'm going to give you 25 seconds to sort out the equation then quickly follow us into the bunker while the hordes of would-be boyfriend are still clumsily wearing their leather underpants.

A tr00 warrior never takes off his plate mail, he has um latches build into it for um certain times, like when he sees a girl as beautiful as Hiljainen

 

[Dark_Jester]

A tr00 warrior isn't interested in women! They interfere with the mighty ale quaffing and the heroic slayage of orcs! Bah, you know nothing

 

[Hiljainen]

 

[Thanatos]

Originally posted by Hiljainen
A stupid pic of me i was going to laugh hysterically when my friend took that pic..i was imitating a friend of us uke:

what a nice surpise, I thought you would look very shy and innocent but what do we have here...a beautiful goth-like girl with a bit of nastyness in her eyes...I could go on but rahvin would ban me on paedophilia counts

Originally posted by rahvin
*ok, every regular better man (or, in some cases, dwarf) the cannons and other heavy weapons: we're gonna need 'em as soon as all other users start drooling over hiljainen's pic.

uhh sir...my cannon is clogged with saliva

 

[Hiljainen]

 

[Wanderingblade]

You lying...

And to think you spent all that time claiming to be hideous.

Now... to the barricades! This one is ours, all ours! We don't share women like that...

 

[Dark_Jester]

Can I be on the side of the barricade that the guys in leather underpants aren't on?

 

[rahvin]

thanatos, wanderingblade, dark_jester... you all three guys report to me now!
we're supposed to be the ones keeping the greedy, abusive frothing-at-the-mouth bastards off of hiljainen! so get a hold of yourselves and get down to the bunkre only with... your... weapons... unloaded

rahvin.

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Originally posted by Dark_Jester
This is one battle I'm keeping out of
For a variety of reasons....
But can I have a minigun?

You asshole. Im the one with the minigun remember.

Nice pic Hilj .

Nick

 

[Dark_Jester]

Bah, fine, no minigun. But I'm not sitting in a bunker just waiting! I'm going out in tr00 style! I'm listening to 'Ride of the Valkyries' and sitting in a battletank while you guys cringe for your own personal protection...
If I die...I want you to stuff me full of sawdust and prop me up in a corner somewhere with a tshirt saying 'world's grimmest idiot'

 

[Final_Vision]

rahvin may need to form a DT forum militia in order to protect hiljainen. But looks as if there is discension in the ranks!

And yes, Hilj is a cutie

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

@Ben, I'd rather reanimate your corpse through some unknown method. Then I can sell you on the Asain slave trade and make tons of money.

Nick

 

[Wanderingblade]

rahvin, rahvin, rahvin... I am merely expressing admiration for ms. cutie, not shackling her to a desk...

 

[Final_Vision]

Originally posted by Wanderingblade
shackling her to a desk...

this WAS your original plan though wasn't it.....

 

[Wanderingblade]

Only if she wants me to. Like a true gentleman, I only go where I'm invited

 

[mousewings]

Originally posted by Dark_Jester
Nah, the way I figure it, Dark Tranquillity and its board is a sorta magnet for the beautiful people

This board sure is... There are a few guys here (okay, one) I would love to tie to a desk. Uhh... I'll stop here.