Exclusive: DISSECTION Frontman JON NÖDTVEIDT Commits Suicide - Aug. 18, 2006

here's my theory...


John "naughty" Nodtveidt killed himself in a most anticosmic manner in order to release his anticosmic spirit to continue his anticosmic krusade by anticosmically altering out subconcious through minor anticosmic posession starting with all black metallers and moving on to satanists. Eventually creating an anticosmic army and freeing his anticosmic demon masters who will then anticosmically shit all over all the dicks and pussies in the world, and probably a few assholes too.

As a reward for his anticosmic services, he'll be made a minor anticosmic lord, and given his own town? country? continent? planet?

who knows how generous the anticosmic forces of the universe may be.
 
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
 
NADatar said:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

That's what I'm talkin' about.
 
M.Lehto said:
I got your meaning. I see Jon as a real martyr, altough that sounds like shit.

You can't be a Martyr if you fucking kill yourself.

M.Lehto said:
Some rumours says, that also someone else within MLO died, so I guess this was about their believes.

So some people around here actually respect suicide cults? Some peoples minds get so deluded by the romance of rebellion that they fail to see what is right in front of them, ie: if what you said is the case, the MLO is no better then Heavens Gate or Jonestown.
 
Guess I'm late to this one, but here goes!

:( I like the guy's music and have a lot of respect for his talent, but furthermore I am very interesting in his beliefs and how they relate to Gnosticism. From my understanding, this guy would have believed he was escaping a world of suffering, and this wouldn't be an end for him. Considering that none of us really knows what'll happen when we die, why hold his beliefs any lower than anyone elses?

I have a certain respect for people who commit suicide. Sure, it is very, very difficult for the loved ones/friends/family/whatever, but I do firmly believe that to deny a person the right to end their own life is cruel and stupid. So I say, all the best to Jon, wherever he is. He left some great music behind :kickass:
 
Surviving DISSECTION Members Comment On JON NÖDTVEIDT's Death - Aug. 18, 2006

As BLABBERMOUTH.NET exclusively reported earlier today, the surviving members of DISSECTION have now officially confirmed the death of the band's mainman, Jon Nödtveidt. The group's statement on the matter reads as follows:

"As rumours have started to spread we feel obliged to confirm Jon Nödtveidt's death.

"Jon Nödtveidt was a man who lived his life according to his convictions and True Will. A couple of days ago he chose to end his life by his own hands. As a true Satanist he led his life in the way he wanted and ended it when he felt that he had fulfilled his self-created destiny. Not everyone will have understanding or acceptance for his personal path in this life and beyond, but all must respect his choice.

"Those of us who have met him in his last days can assure that he was more focussed, happier and stronger than ever. It is our full conviction that he left this world of lies with a scornful laughter, knowing that he had fulfilled everything that he had set up for himself to accomplish. The empty space that he leaves behind will be filled with the dark essence that he manifested through his life and black-magical work. His legacy and Luciferian Fire will live on through those few who truly knew him and appreciated his work for what it really was and still is. As our brother's goal in life and death never was to 'Rest in Peace', we will instead wish him victories in all battles to come, until the Acosmic Destiny has been fulfilled.

"For the glory of the Dark Gods and the Wrathful Chaos! 218"