Will, if you're thinking about going into a branch of the military, your only option should be Air Force. As you know, I spent 9 years in the Air Force and traveled all over the world, had great experiences, and absolutely loved my job. The only reason I got out was because I really wanted to stay in Italy and didn't want to continue puddle jumping for the rest of my life. I had some reservations about where the AF was going, and I'm glad I'm out now, but I still miss it. It was a great experience.
First off, it's not very hard. You do your basic training and tech school, get into good shape, and you're sent to your first duty station. In the AF, they treat you like a human being; there is still of course strict rules and discipline, but it's not so gung ho as the Marines or Army. I used to get into debates (friendly, of course) with my Captains about international intelligence matters and such, but they always respected me as a human being. In the other services, they won't even acknowledge your existence. Of course, there's a line and you cannot ever get too friendly with them, but my last boss AND HIS BOSS begged me to stay in, telling me I was the only controller who knew what the hell was going on in the entire squadron. They actually put their faith in me, as I had put my faith in them. That's the difference...you're not just a number in the AF, but a valuable part of the team from the lowest airman to the squadron commander. I was only a Staff Sergeant as well.
The quality of life in the AF is EONS away from any other service. Yes, we go to the desert every year, and no, the officers aren't the only ones close to the fighting. That's an old saying because officers are the only ones allowed to become pilots. However, the difference between the Air Force deployments and Army and Marine deployments is DRASTIC. Everywhere the AF goes, the quality of life will still be better than the other services because the AF puts more money and more emphasis on quality of life than other services due to the fact that the other services WANT their people to be pissed off and frustrated. They fight better that way.
I'll be honest, our time in Iraq was no picnic. We got bombed every single day and sustained casualties, but this was 2004, right as the insurgency was starting, AND we were in the Sunni Triangle. Now in Balad, they're living in air conditioned trailers.
If you want guidance, discipline, money for college, hell, MONEY FOR ANYTHING, also great experiences, then I would join the AF. There's a reason they call us the Air Farce....jealousy. If the services were automobiles, the Air Force would be a Lamborghini.
However, you must choose your profession WISELY. Depending on what you want to do, you must MAKE SURE YOU ENLIST WITH A GUARANTEED JOB...MAKE SURE THIS IS IN WRITING!!! Don't go into "Open General" because they'll stick you as a cook or a cop. If you want to use the AF as a stepping stone for other things later in life, you may want to look into the computer side of the AF like Networking and other computer techs. I didn't want a desk job and wanted to go into something operational. I originally wanted to be in a flying position, but the jobs were all full when I enlisted. If you'd like to fly, I recommend something like Loadmaster or Air Refuelling Boom Operator or even an AWACS technician. I flew on AWACS and it's a pretty cush job. My job was basically AWACS on the ground, but I also got the chance to fly with the F-16s on a mission in Korea because my job allowed me to. I wanted something very operational and at the tip of the spear; I wanted excitement and if I couldn't fly, I wanted to be as close as I possibly could be. Therefore, I went to another 6 month school to become an air weapons director. It's the same job in AWACS only on the ground; we tell the fighters where to go and who to kill and what the bad guys are doing, all through radar and radios. I loved it and I miss it every day. In fact, if I could do it as a civilian or just rejoin the AF and stay in Italy forever, I'd rejoin tomorrow. But, you might not be looking for excitement and stuff. I loved all the intelligence briefings about the capabilities and limitations of adversaries that came with the job, but that might not interest you. If you want a 0730-1630 Mon-Fri job, go for the Computer Technicians...maybe even Tech Control. With those jobs you can get out of the AF and make a mint doing the same thing, and the AF has already paid for your schooling and training.
Sorry for the long post, but if you want to know more or have more specific questions, Will, PM me and I'll be more than happy to help you with anything you need. If you want to know the truth, I think the AF would be a godsend for you. You need to score a decent score on the ASVAB test for each job. For instance, to be a cop or a cook, you need the bare minimum. But to be a Russian Linguist in intelligence, you need to speak the language and score much higher. It all depends on you.
Prerequisites:
You can't have been arrested for anything that's still on your record, you can't have had a DUI, you can't be permanently on medication like Prozac or anything like that, you must be completely healthy with no diseases, able to use all of your limbs and body parts with full functionality, and you can't have done anything more serious than marijuana, or at least you can't TELL them that. As a caveat to that, if you're going into intelligence and you need a Top Secret clearance, TELL THEM EVERYTHING BECAUSE THEY'LL GIVE YOU A LIE DETECTOR TEST AFTER YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE AF, AND IF THEY DISCOVER THAT YOU LIED IN YOUR INTERVIEW, THEY'LL AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFY YOU.
Talk to a recruiter and get all the info you can, and then come talk to me and I'll tell you if it's bullshit or not. I think it's a really good idea, Will.