Michael Jackson

[Strangelight]

Bad?

Your butt is mine
Gonna take you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I’m telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don’t shoot to kill
Come on,
Come on,
Lay it on me all right...

I’m giving you
On count of three
To show your stuff
Or let it be . . .
I’m telling you
Just watch your mouth
I know your game
What you’re about

Well they say the sky’s the limit
And to me that’s really true
But my friend you have seen nothing
Just wait ’til I get through . . .

Because I’m bad, I’m bad-come on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I’m bad, I’m bad-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I’m bad, I’m bad-come on, you know
(bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again,
Who’s bad . . .

The word is out
You’re doin’ wrong
Gonna lock you up
Before too long,
Your lyin’ eyes
Gonna take you right
So listen up
Don’t make a fight,
Your talk is cheap
You’re not a man
You’re throwin’ stones
To hide your hands

But they say the sky’s the limit
And to me that’s really true
And my friends you have seen nothin’
Just wait ’til I get through . . .

Because I’m bad, I’m bad-come on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I’m bad, I’m bad-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I’m bad, I’m bad-you know it, you know
(bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(and the whole world has to answer right now)
Just to tell you once again,
(just to tell you once again)
Who’s bad . . .

We can change the world tomorrow
This could be a better place
If you don’t like what I’m sayin’
Then won’t you slap my face . . .

Because I’m bad, I’m bad-come on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I’m bad, I’m bad-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I’m bad, I’m bad-you know it, you know
(bad bad-really, really bad)

Woo! woo! woo!
(and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again . . .)

You know I’m bad, I’m bad-come on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I’m bad, I’m bad-you know it-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know, you know, you
Know, come on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
(and the whole world has to
Answer right now)
Just to tell you
(just to tell you once again)

You know I’m smooth, I’m bad, you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I’m bad, I’m bad baby
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know, you know, you
Know it, come on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
(and the whole world has to
Answer right now)
Woo!
(just to tell you once again)

You know I’m bad, I’m bad-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I’m bad-you know-hoo!
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know I’m bad-i’m bad-you know it, you know
(bad bad-really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
(and the whole world has to answer right now)
Just to tell you once again . . .
(just to tell you once again . . .)
Who’s bad?

 

[Falconspirit]

aye he is bad allright!!

more like..dad..dad to the kiddies..darth molestor!

 

[Su Jacko]

to the tune of Thriller! jackson

 

[Susie]

why o why o why, what the hell was he thinking of having like hundreds of operations, on his face, he looks like an alien gone wrong

 

[elzka]

^thats really scary.

 

[Susie]

^thats really scary.

I think you , me and the whole world thinks the same, no wonder he sticks a scarf over his kids faces , hahahaa he dosent want to scare them, all this shit about them being recognised, thats just bull shit

 

[Dhatura]

I should've added him to the Fear-poll.

Though it must be terrible to live with the thought that your face may fall apart at any time, and that you've made yourself into an inevitable corporal failure.

 

[Falconspirit]

i wonder what his genitals look like, has he done a penis-job too?

 

[Susie]

i wonder what his genitals look like, has he done a penis-job too?

I recon he has no balls, and he's got a pussy there instead

 

[Don Corleone]

the ULTIMATE FREAK

hahahaaa

 

[Dead_Lioness]

scary mask!!!


oh wait.


thats his face.


whats this thing on his nose btw ?

 

[Falconspirit]

wow, he still has a nose? I heard he lost it during a concert..dropped it on the fans..weird...what's that on his face then? silicone?? a spunge?

 

[Stondis]

why o why o why, what the hell was he thinking of having like hundreds of operations, on his face, he looks like an alien gone wrong

WOAH! That is way more evil than any corpsepainted BM dude!

 

[Falconspirit]

Ok, now this is weird, check out the name of the composer of this song:

Dad (To: Michael Jackson's "Bad")

Parody lyrics copyright 2001 by Steven Cavanagh

Date: August 2001

Episode: V

Notes: The climactic end scene of "The Empire Strikes Back". Who's your daddy?

Your cut is fine
and your technique's right
I see you've trained,
know how to fight
You've learned the Force
since last we met
but kid, you're not
a Jedi yet.
Come on,

Come on,
Lay it on me
All right..

I'm telling you
gotta come with me
I thought it was
"all too easy".
You fought me well
but now you're beat
It doesn't have
to be defeat

We can both destroy the Emp'ror
He has seen it can be done,
Then we'll rule the place together
As Skywalker and Son!

Because I'm Dad! I'm Dad, come on
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
You know I'm Dad, I'm Dad, you know it.
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
Y'know I'm Dad, I'm Dad, c'mon, y'know
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
You can join me, Luke, or perish right now
Let me tell you once again:
Who's Dad?

Han gave a shout
you came along
Stand by my side,
where you belong!
You just don't know,
you need insight-
how powerful
is the Dark Side!
You're just a kid
You're not a man
It's obvious
You need a hand

You don't realise your importance
cause your Dad's the chosen one
And what's running through your veins is
my midichlorians,

Because I'm Dad! I'm Dad, come on
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
You know I'm Dad, I'm Dad, you know it.
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
Y'know I'm Dad, I'm Dad, c'mon, y'know
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
I was Anakin, I'm bad and I'm proud
Let me tell you once again
Who's Dad?


(solo- Vader dances)


Oh, and by the way- you're grounded
Son, look me in the face
And you're getting no allowance
You'd better change your ways,

Because I'm Dad! I'm Dad, come on
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
You know I'm Dad, I'm Dad, you know it.
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
Y'know I'm Dad, I'm Dad, y'know it, y'know
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
Woo! Woo! Woo!

Yes I'm your Dad, I'm Dad, come on
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
You know I'm Dad, I'm Dad, you know it.
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
Y'know I'm Dad, I'm Dad, c'mon, y'know
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
Woo! Woo! Woo!
Luke I'm your Dad, I'm Dad, come on
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
You know I'm Dad, I'm Dad, you know it.
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
Y'know I'm Dad, I'm Dad, y'know it, y'know
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
Woo! Woo! Woo!
Because I'm Dad, I'm Dad, come on
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
You know I'm Dad, I'm Dad, you know it.
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
Y'know I'm Dad, I'm Dad, y'know it, y'know
(Dad, Dad, really really Dad)
I was Anakin, I'm bad and I'm proud
Let me tell you once again
Who's Dad?

​

 

[Dead_Lioness]

WOAH! That is way more evil than any corpsepainted BM dude!

wow, you have a good point there

Immortal, behind you !!!

 

[Don Corleone]

wow, he still has a nose? I heard he lost it during a concert..dropped it on the fans..weird...what's that on his face then? silicone?? a spunge?

he had actually "dropped" his nose during a video shoot where they were spurting water at him...hahaha could be the "stranger in moscow" video hahahah

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

i love michael jackson, he did some classic albums and if i was recording classics since the age of 6 i reckon me head would be done in the proper way too. so give him a fucking break ffs!

 

[Don Corleone]

i dont see how those two are related mehdi. he's a goddam good musician (most of the time), but his head done in the proper way?? so he couldnt have made it to the top without becoming a freak?

he is a freak, alright!

 

[Falconspirit]

yeah, like every artist who begins singin and getting famous since early childhood should become monkey-faced??? like, imagine what would Britney Spears look like then..if she were to do "The Jackson Morphing"

bluarg uke:

 

[Susie]

yeah, like every artist who begins singin and getting famous since early childhood should become monkey-faced??? like, imagine what would Britney Spears look like then..if she were to do "The Jackson Morphing"

bluarg uke:

I recon she would look like this hahahaa