JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
bloodfiredeath said:
THE BEYOND!
Did you know that Europe did a song about this (when they were an actual metal band before the whole Final Countdown fiasco)? It was called Seven Doors Hotel I think.
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THE BEYOND!
Did you know that Europe did a song about this (when they were an actual metal band before the whole Final Countdown fiasco)? It was called Seven Doors Hotel I think.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
I suppose it was The Beyond then? Nobody confirmed, although I'm 99% sure....
Anyway, here goes:
"Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan!?! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan. I don't know nobody in Afghanistan and even if I did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to their Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours!"
funny.
Anyway, here goes:
"Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan!?! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan. I don't know nobody in Afghanistan and even if I did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to their Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours!"
funny.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
OK bump me muthfakkas! But I tell ya, this is CHRIS ROCK in Lethal Weapon 4. You know, the one with Jet Li....? No? Maybe I was the only dork who saw that then...
Now go re-read it in Chris Rock voice, and you will laugh laugh.
OK here's a real easy one boys and girls:
Man 1: Here's twenty dollars to get some drinks in Val Verde. It'll give us all a little more time with your daughter.
Man 2: You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
Now go re-read it in Chris Rock voice, and you will laugh laugh.
OK here's a real easy one boys and girls:
Man 1: Here's twenty dollars to get some drinks in Val Verde. It'll give us all a little more time with your daughter.
Man 2: You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
bloodfiredeath
kaiju eiga
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
OK here's one to get the juices flowing:
reading from letter...
"Dear Mr. Vernon. We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong but we think you're crazy making us write this essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us..in the simplest terms..you see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket-case, a princess and a criminal."
*cue Simple Minds anthem*
reading from letter...
"Dear Mr. Vernon. We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong but we think you're crazy making us write this essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us..in the simplest terms..you see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket-case, a princess and a criminal."
*cue Simple Minds anthem*
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Nice. Breakfast Club.
"The can suck my pathetic little DICK, and I'll even dip my balls in marinara sauce for a taste of home."
"The can suck my pathetic little DICK, and I'll even dip my balls in marinara sauce for a taste of home."
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
NAD said:
That's your avatar, Boondock Saints. Never seen it though, just because I can't stand Sean Patrick Flanery. After seeing Simply Irresistable, he ruined my perverted fantasies of Buffy forever.
OK....
Katherine:Oh.Sebastian.would you come here for a second.....about that little wager of yours count me in.
Sebastian:What are the terms?
Katherine:If I win I get that hot little car of yours
Sebastian:And if I win?
Katherine:I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married.
Sebastian:Be more specific.
Katherine:In English I'll fuck your brains out.
Sebastian:What makes you think i'll take that bet, thats a 1956 jaguar roadstar.
Katherine:Because im the only person you can't have and it kills you Sebastian:mmm, no.
Katherine:You can put it anywhere
Sebastian:Oh...You got your self a bet baby....
bloodfiredeath
kaiju eiga
Cruel Intentions... excellent movie.
"I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You're not even a second-rate scientist!"
"I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You're not even a second-rate scientist!"
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
You MUST see Boondock Saints!!! Awesome movie man, set aside your Flannery hatred for 93 minutes... 
Don't know the quote, but I had to comment.
Don't know the quote, but I had to comment.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
...every vampire movie I've ever seen is flying through my head... sensory overload....
I'm going to guess Dracula 2000.
I'm going to guess Dracula 2000.
HarmonyDies....
Semi-True
bloodfiredeath
kaiju eiga
It's Interview With a Vampire. I don't remember who said it, but it was in the theatre. Um... I can't think of one. Give me a minute...
bloodfiredeath
kaiju eiga
I don't know if this will be tough or not for y'all. My hint is that it is my favorite 'teen' movie to come out in the past 10 years.
"It say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, "Class... or sex? What shall I do?" Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means?"
"What?"
"It means I gots a ninety-two percent chance of embarrassing myself. I roll up on that shorty be like, "What's up yo?" she be like, "You don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa" cuz I don't yo."
"It say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, "Class... or sex? What shall I do?" Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means?"
"What?"
"It means I gots a ninety-two percent chance of embarrassing myself. I roll up on that shorty be like, "What's up yo?" she be like, "You don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa" cuz I don't yo."
GREAT movie!! Can't Hardly Wait
OK, here's another great 'teen' movie...
"I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half, this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!"
OK, here's another great 'teen' movie...
"I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half, this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!"
