hi. i'm new. my name is ANDY and i hail from GRANADA in SPAIN where i was NOT raised since i was born in ROME by boring parents. i'm 30three years old, but i'm told i'm CRAZY and i'm pretty sure it means i won't be able to satisfy any woman in bed (how did u know?). hence the source of my interest for all things dark and gloomy, including italian politics

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and RUSSIAN TENNIS GIRLS. most of all, though, i'm an avid music listener, and my favorite bands include the likes of MAIDEN, OLD TRISTANIA, BODOM, WINTERSUN, SHADE EMPIRE. i SING, mostly at night and in DESERTED areas, and i'm here to meet fellow musicians, although i'm not sure that's what i mean. i also intend to flirt shamelessly with each and every user who might loosely resemble a girl or a pony (absolutely true), until one of them will contact me via AIM, at which point i will claim that we're engaged and that i am thor the god of thunder (singed by Ralf with Therion). i can speak italian, english, spanish & french, and that thing where you use numbers instead of letters and acronyms instead of words even if words are shorter than the corresponding acronyms, which i will from now on shorten in TTWYUNIOLAAIOWEIWASTTCA.
now, I WILL go forth and multiply once more