NO Insane McCain! NO Barack Hussein!

Somebody send me a bailout check. I promise to stimulate the economy. Really I will.

Oh hey. Me too. I stimulated the economy like a muthafucka with the last check I got. Soon as it landed in me palms, I up an' bought a couple of new windows. Next check's goin' toward the countertop I just ordered.

The Administration was worried that most people were saving the check instead of spending it. I figure, better spend that piece of paper while its worth something. All this money being shat out the Fed's ass ain't worth shit, and I'm afraid people will start waking up to this sad reality very soon.

When the President signs our death warrant, I mean, the $700,000,000,000 bailout, PLUS the next stimulus check the House Speaker's demanding, well, where's all that money gonna come from?

Do you think the Chinese and Arabs are willing to buy up so much debt, even if the Treasury Dept. promises huge amounts of interest? Not anymore, I think.

Our dollar is the reserve currency of the world ever since WWII. It remained so even after we went off the gold standard and turned over monetary policy to the Federal Reserve in 1971. Why?

Because of faith in the United States. That AAA rating that S&P hands out to only the most reliable economies. I understand that as of today, S&P is considering downgrading the U.S. to a AA rating.

I'm afraid that will fuck us.

So, consider getting rid of your dollars and buying up all kinds of shit. MAx out the credit cards on that vacation to Egypt, empty the kids' college accounts for the new HD home theater, and sign off on that new BMW 630.

Why not? Our government wants us to do exactly what they do. Spend, spend, spend.

Jurched
 
If everyone got the money together, like all of these U.S. families who would be paying off this bailout with their taxes, just imagine how many hitmen we could hire. :D

Thousands of cheap ones or one really good one.
 
Oh hey. Me too. I stimulated the economy like a muthafucka with the last check I got. Soon as it landed in me palms, I up an' bought a couple of new windows. Next check's goin' toward the countertop I just ordered.

The Administration was worried that most people were saving the check instead of spending it. I figure, better spend that piece of paper while its worth something. All this money being shat out the Fed's ass ain't worth shit, and I'm afraid people will start waking up to this sad reality very soon.

When the President signs our death warrant, I mean, the $700,000,000,000 bailout, PLUS the next stimulus check the House Speaker's demanding, well, where's all that money gonna come from?

Do you think the Chinese and Arabs are willing to buy up so much debt, even if the Treasury Dept. promises huge amounts of interest? Not anymore, I think.

Our dollar is the reserve currency of the world ever since WWII. It remained so even after we went off the gold standard and turned over monetary policy to the Federal Reserve in 1971. Why?

Because of faith in the United States. That AAA rating that S&P hands out to only the most reliable economies. I understand that as of today, S&P is considering downgrading the U.S. to a AA rating.

I'm afraid that will fuck us.

So, consider getting rid of your dollars and buying up all kinds of shit. MAx out the credit cards on that vacation to Egypt, empty the kids' college accounts for the new HD home theater, and sign off on that new BMW 630.

Why not? Our government wants us to do exactly what they do. Spend, spend, spend.

Jurched


Oh yeah, Ron Paul is right about this stuff.

I mean the bailout is beyond obscene. Some of these companies were carrying as much as 32 dollars of debt for each dollar! Also, I want shares in those fucking companies if my taxes are supposed to prop up their debt. More importantly, abolish the Fed already. At this point, they do nothing but transfer wealth to corporations for debt financing.

Also, next time someone tells me they are voting for Republicans because they like lower taxes, I plan on laughing myself silly. The marginal tax rate difference between Democrats and Republicans won't mean anything when, as you say, the dollar will continue to decline into worthlessness. Both parties are corporate socialists who are running the country.
 
Yep. That's why I've been saying in a soft, sweet voice:

DESTROY ALL INCUMBENTS!!!!

They had their chance. They fucked us up. No more privileged positions for our dear Senators and Congressmen. Even Ron Paul's gotta go, much as I like him.

I'm talkin' REVOLUTION here. Not to establish some sort of peoples' dictatorship or taxpayers' paradise. Just to punish the guilty incumbent oligarchs by making them all unemployed and poor. Take away their pensions and perques.

Let Senator John Glenn beg for scraps of food on a Cape Canaveral streetcorner.

Let Diane Feinstein shoot up heroine in a back alley of South central.

Let Orrin Hatch try to marry sixteen twelve-year-olds to support his useless mormon ass.

Let John "Insane" McCain give guided tours of a mock-up Hanoi Hilton to earn a few bucks.

Let Barney Frank solicit oral sex in one of Roxbury's grimiest avenues.

Let chuck Schumer go back to breaking fingers for the local loan shark in Brooklyn.

Let Hillary hang herself from some tree in Little Rock after everything she's been handed to her on a silver platter is taken away.

Let em all starve!

Yep.

FUCK EM ALL for what they done to us an' our gran'chillun.

Jurched
 

In the voice of Ben Stein: "Anyone surprised by this? Anyone? Anyone?" and "Can anyone tell me the difference between Senator Insane McCain and Senator Barack Hussein? Anyone? Anyone?"

Ay! They bofe richer than a muthafucka an' bofe got white mamas!

Look, if I'm gonna vote by race this fall, I'm votin' in an AUTHENTIC son of slaves with two black parents:

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Word!

Jurched
 
In the voice of Ben Stein: "Anyone surprised by this? Anyone? Anyone?"


Jurched

No, not at all surprised by it. I am just pointing out that there is an equal amount of hypocrisy on both sides. I know Sue will never admit to something like that since all Republicans are such model citizens:rolleyes::lol:
 
Actually Barak was born in Kenya, so he isn't really eligible for the presidency.

(and if you can show me a real birth certificate that hasn't been photoshopped, you win)
 
No, not at all surprised by it. I am just pointing out that there is an equal amount of hypocrisy on both sides. I know Sue will never admit to something like that since all Republicans are such model citizens:rolleyes::lol:

Shhhh! Don't destroy her world view. Next, she'll have to learn that Jesus doesn't vote Republican.

Alan Keyes would be a glorious president! Can you imagine how many insane speeches he could give in a week?
 
But your family makes money from section 8 housing...a liberal program.:headbang:

not much.
they were hired out to manage properties owned by some California cross-dresser. it makes for a nice distraction and a bit of padding for their retirement income. that's about it.
 
A wikipedia link is hardly evidence of anything and will get you laughed out of wherever you post them. I'm asking about a legit birth certificate. One that hasn't already been outed as a fake on the net.

Thanks
 
A wikipedia link is hardly evidence of anything and will get you laughed out of wherever you post them. I'm asking about a legit birth certificate. One that hasn't already been outed as a fake on the net.

Thanks


Um, you are asking for someone to post a legit birth certificate?

Also, what's wrong with you? I mean aside from your "conspiracy theory" nonsense. Yes, everyone is lying where Obama was born...only you know the truth. Somehow it has made its way past your tin-foil hat and into your head.

What's next? Mccain can't be president because he was born in the Panama Canal Zone?

Obama and Mccain are really our lizard overlords? Can you prove they aren't lizards under their human skin? Don't give me their "fake" medical records!
 
A wikipedia link is hardly evidence of anything and will get you laughed out of wherever you post them. I'm asking about a legit birth certificate. One that hasn't already been outed as a fake on the net.

Thanks

Let me get this straight a wiki link is evidence of nothing but info found on the "net" is gospel.