Mort Divine
Shrine Maiden of the In-Crowd
metal paddy said:you talk more bullshite than paddy bruv: http://www.sendspace.com/file/9festm
That's because he has a bigger stick up his ass.
metal paddy said:you talk more bullshite than paddy bruv: http://www.sendspace.com/file/9festm
Guthrum said:I could have swore you were way older.
cookiecutter said:
Ex-cally-boo said:That's because he has a bigger stick up his ass.
Necuratul said:ok this is what is happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and they'll be back any minute so i need your help
Heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)
and whatever yeah i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick ... anywayz
So she came like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex
"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"
So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.
Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wouldnt fit in properly.
Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwave it for 8 minutes, and then i poured it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.
I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?
Necuratul said:don't fuck with me you halfgay
Ex-cally-boo said:I actually think I should start fucking with you, you fuck we me enough so I think it is my turn.
Necuratul said:ok this is what is happening...........Should i give her another n64 game?
YOU SIR ARE A COCK AND A GAYNecuratul said:don't fuck with me you halfgay
Necuratul said:ok this is what is happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and they'll be back any minute so i need your help
Heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)
and whatever yeah i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick ... anywayz
So she came like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex
"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"
So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.
Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wouldnt fit in properly.
Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwave it for 8 minutes, and then i poured it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.
I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?
Necuratul said:I didn't make it up.
Hanger 18 said:I would do anything for Mario Tennis
MetalNoob said:Would you kill a man?
GADD says you PRICK and to think you are pinkys best buddyNecuratul said:non-issue
metal paddy said:GADD says you PRICK and to think you are pinkys best buddy
Necuratul said:no i don't
Please dont cry