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[Mort Divine]

you talk more bullshite than paddy bruv: http://www.sendspace.com/file/9festm

That's because he has a bigger stick up his ass.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I could have swore you were way older.

Nah, it's just how I (usually) present myself that gets most people.

Yeah, as some of you might know, I live in Lowell...it's a pretty big city north of Boston.

 

[skeptik]

That's because he has a bigger stick up his ass.

don't fuck with me you halfgay

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

ok this is what is happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and they'll be back any minute so i need your help

Heres some background:

see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)

and whatever yeah i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick ... anywayz


So she came like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.

Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wouldnt fit in properly.

Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwave it for 8 minutes, and then i poured it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.

I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat please help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

lol I would sig that but it's too long.

 

[Mort Divine]

don't fuck with me you halfgay

I actually think I should start fucking with you, you fuck we me enough so I think it is my turn.

 

[skeptik]

no i don't

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I actually think I should start fucking with you, you fuck we me enough so I think it is my turn.

Please dont cry

 

[Zephyrus]

ok this is what is happening...........Should i give her another n64 game?

Your originality is inspiring.

 

[skeptik]

I didn't make it up.

 

[metal paddy]

don't fuck with me you halfgay

YOU SIR ARE A COCK AND A GAY

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I would do anything for Mario Tennis

 

[DE]

ok this is what is happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and they'll be back any minute so i need your help

Heres some background:

see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)

and whatever yeah i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick ... anywayz


So she came like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.

Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wouldnt fit in properly.

Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwave it for 8 minutes, and then i poured it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.

I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat please help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

yah this is really old

http://cooterburn.ytmnsfw.com/

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

I didn't make it up.

Isn't that like the most unlawful thing ever. And also the most unmoral thing ever. Or was your brain in your penis?

edit: if you actually had done it.

 

[skeptik]

yah this is really old

http://cooterburn.ytmnsfw.com/

non-issue

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

I would do anything for Mario Tennis

Would you kill a man?

 

[Killbot]

yah this is really old

http://cooterburn.ytmnsfw.com/

pwnz0r3d!

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Would you kill a man?

For Mario Tennis fully boxed, with instruction manual. Yes.

 

[metal paddy]

non-issue

GADD says you PRICK and to think you are pinkys best buddy

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

GADD says you PRICK and to think you are pinkys best buddy

At least he jokes about having an imaginary bird.

 

[Mort Divine]

no i don't

Kinda but who cares anyways.

Please dont cry

Sorry, I can't help that I've been emotional lately.