Official GMD Photo/Social Thread

[skeptik]

You're not making anyone feel shame, you're just making yourself look homosexual.

 

[Astrum]

settle down, children

 

[skeptik]

Shut up, dickface.

 

[Zephyrus]

Haha, quite the contrary. And I know you feel the same way attacking peoples' posts like you do all the fucking time.

 

[skeptik]

huh

 

[Zephyrus]

Never mind, dealing with you is an unnecessary chore.

 

[Astrum]

pwnd

 

[skeptik]

 

[Susperia]

Never mind, dealing with you is an unnecessary chore.

You're telling me.

 

[Matt]

pwnd

pwn3d.

 

[Mort Divine]

You're telling me.

Thankfully he doesn't fuck with me as much anymore.

 

[Demiurge]

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?





a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

That joke is historically inaccurate. Jews were incinerated after they were dead, not before. Rest assured, their corpses burned without a peep.

A rabbi and a Catholic priest are in a park when the priest spots a ten-year-old boy on the slide and says "Oooh! Let's fuck him". The rabbi says "Out of what?"

That is how it's done, folks.

 

[Alongside Death]

Only few of jokes that I've heard about jews were hilarious.

 

[Demiurge]

It's OK to care for your kids; it's a completely different thing to go on a rampage about saving the earth when you realize that once we die, we don't give a shit about our kids, their kids, or their kids' kids. WE ARE DEAD. We can't CARE, we can't LOVE, we can't FEEL.

No, we can't care when we are dead, but the idea that our offspring will prosper in the future pleases us while we are alive, whereas the idea that they will be "fucked" displeases us, hence, we strive to secure a successful future for them.

 

[Demiurge]

I like this joke:

A half-black/ half-Jewish kid asks his dad if he’s more black or more Jewish.
His dad says "You’re half and half exactly. Why do you ask?"
Kid says "A kid up the street is selling his bike and I dunno whether I should Jew him down or just steal it."

 

[Hubster]

See now thats a tasteful racist joke, not stupid bullshit like previous ones posted in the last page or so.

 

[Killbot]

@ Demiurge's last 2 jokes.

 

[Alongside Death]

 

[byrne]

See now thats a tasteful racist joke, not stupid bullshit like previous ones posted in the last page or so.

you are a fucking idiot.

more jewish jokes:

jewish kid: "dad, can i borrow five dollars?"
dad: "two dollars? what do you want to borrow a dollar for?"

Q: why are synagogues round?
A: so you can't sit in the corner when the collection plate comes around

Q: why do jews have big noses?
A: because air is free

Q: what does a jewish phedophile say to kids?
A: want to borrow some candy?

Q: how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon?
A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 50,000 in the ashtray.

 

[Zephyrus]

Most of those were good except the ashtray one is the oldest Jewish joke since the Holocaust, even older than the pizza one.



lol