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[Hell Awaits Us All]

Yo Momma

 

[Evil?]

pff whatevs

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Whateve Whateve I do what I want!!!!!!!!

http://www.vshare.com/video.php?vid=953

 

[Evil?]

You most cetainly will not.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Maury, I am out of control.

Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch!

Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt!

I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!

 

[Evil?]

I will fight you.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

 

[Evil?]

That is one of my favorite south park moments.

Stan: A hose Cartman?
Cartman: Ya, a hose.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.
Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this.
Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!
Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit.

 

[Evil?]

Love that episode.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

 

[King Richard]

Southpark is godly.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I'm always torn about South Park. It's often really clever and insightful, but at the same time completely retarded and disgusting. I can appreciate it on the social commentary level, but everything else just puts me off to it.

Oh well. I don't watch much TV anyway, so I can't really complain.

 

[metal_wrath]

Southpark is godly.

rofl

that statement just seems so absurd it is amazing

 

[King Richard]

rofl

that statement just seems so absurd it is amazing

Why's that cockface?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah, and women who actually look like they're getting pleasure out of it. Too many porno's look so fake. I don't even mean implant and heavy-makeup wise, I mean the guys almost never know what the fuck they're doing, and it's just really frustrating being a woman watching these videos because you can tell (as a woman) that most of the time the look on the woman's face isn't pleasure, it's pain. Especially when some geeky twit with a long, skinny, pencil dick is ramming it up them from behind, completely oblivious to how it feels for her, or what he's doing or where it's pushing (ie. not on the g-spot) And I just end up getting turned off instead and thinking "you're doing it all wrong!" ... Yeah, whatever, I know you guys can't live without it but I just wish we had a little more say in it.

Yeah, fakeness is rampant in porn. I guess I'm not so much put off by that, though, as I am by the tastelessness/retardedness/unoriginality in most of it. I'm sounding like a fucking art critic, but that's just what I think. There is actually a good deal of artistic value in nude photography, depending on where you look.

By the way, you're adorable.

Probly comes from being a girl-inexperienced nerd. I imagine that could have been inferred by now though.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.
Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this.
Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!
Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit.

Awesome episode.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I want to feel your salvation on my face jesus!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, fakeness is rampant in porn. I guess I'm not so much put off by that, though, as I am by the tastelessness/retardedness/unoriginality in most of it. I'm sounding like a fucking art critic, but that's just what I think. There is actually a good deal of artistic value in nude photography, depending on where you look.
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yea there's alot of crappy porn out there, tough to find a decent director who knows what he is doing

 

[metal_wrath]

Why's am I such a cockface?

cause that show is witty at best, obscene, offensive to everyone, not that funny, got old a long time ago, gay, not that funny, got old a long time ago, isn't a show I could watch more than 5 episodes of, is stupid, definitely not godly or anything, and is overall mostly not that good

also it could be that your mother is a slimy whore

 

[metal_wrath]

I want to feel your salvation on my face jesus!!!!!!!!!!



yea there's alot of crappy porn out there, tough to find a decent director who knows what he is doing

director?????

rofl