Random True Confessions

[Zehm]

alot of my female friends have this opinion.

 

[diddykoi6]

alot of my female friends are my friends and like me as a friend. im too fucking nice. im gonna change my name to goat raper mcsatanfuck.

 

[Zehm]

I cant imagine anyone saying that with an english accent. for that one sentence you suddenly sound american.

 

[Noel]

I watch Naruto when I'm alone ._.

 

[Ocelot2010]

i hate women. even though i am one. i feel the vast majority of women are evil backstabbing sluts, and i hate the company of them. they bitch and complain about men, but their morals are loose and they manipulate men..... fucking women. if you have a good woman, consider yourself very lucky.

How do I know you're not saying that just to coax me into liking you so you can easily manipulate me?

 

[siobhan!]

i hate women. even though i am one. i feel the vast majority of women are evil backstabbing sluts, and i hate the company of them. they bitch and complain about men, but their morals are loose and they manipulate men..... fucking women. if you have a good woman, consider yourself very lucky.

same boooooat m'dear. it's why 90-95% of my friends are guys, cannae stick girls haha.

 

[Narissa]

How do I know you're not saying that just to coax me into liking you so you can easily manipulate me?

haha i guess you dont lol

 

[Zehm]

^^^ this is why men have never really ruled the world.

 

[Narissa]

^

 

[Zehm]

A perfect illustration, the best discourse in Frasier:

3:53-4:15
2:30-4:15 for context
and it's a stone cold fact.

 

[diddykoi6]

 

[Narissa]

that was pretty good. lol

 

[Keenan]

I mosh when I play Guitar Hero/Rock Band.

 

[Heavy Metal Rich]

Dave was in a dream I had the other night. A sleep dream that is, not a "dream". I don't have that sort about men unlike some others on here.

 

[D.Ingram]

Oh my i never knew you felt that way <3

 

[MetallicSlayerDeth]

I was scared of the Thriller vid. when I was a kid, and I still am... The sight of Michael Jackson transforming into a ware wolf will forever hunt me...

 

[Slatanictrash]

The fact a black man turned white scared me even more

 

[Keenan]

Need I even mention the word "pedophile"?

Anyways! Uuummm...... I suck at guitar

 

[Ocelot2010]

I've seriously thought about killing people before.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

I was scared of the Thriller vid. when I was a kid, and I still am... The sight of Michael Jackson transforming into a ware wolf will forever hunt me...

Michael Jackson got possessed by the devil, and the devil told him to invite children over to play.l