Rant: Dear stupid faggot morons (the reason why new CoB sucks cock FAQ)

[-Rivfader-]

Because their old albums sucked too. There was nothing there to disappoint me.

 

[PanzerKunt]

Well it's a lot better than being addicted to Alexi Laiho and lanterns.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Panzer 1-0 Lantern

 

[Missiles]

Gadget-o-pwned!

 

[Heavenscent]

TRIPLE SHOE!!!:zombie::zombie::zombie:

 

[living_d34d_b34t]

stop crying....COB isn't "untrue" or a sellout....as far as i can remember they have always kicked ass....so back off.....ninjas are for fags..

 

[Ralf]

Why is this moronic thread not closed yet?

Because this isn't OMGALEXI ass licking forum, even if you try so hard to make it that way.

Yeah I wrote a post that includes over 20 lines of words, THATS SO EXTREME! I mean, I couldn't possibly have gone to work that day, or eaten food, or like talked with other people because that post is so long!!!1 GEEEZ!!

Remember that major of the whiners are americans, for them activities like reading or writing something that consists of more than 10 words is a big deal.

 

[WithoutJudgementJeremy]

Because their old albums sucked too. There was nothing there to disappoint me.

Well why the hell are you on a bodom messageboard if you dont like and have never liked bodoms music. You're just being a loser...

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Well why the hell are you on a bodom messageboard if you dont like and have never liked bodoms music. You're just being a loser...

he meant the old Linkin Park albums, not CoB.

 

[PanzerKunt]

Well why the hell are you on a bodom messageboard if you dont like and have never liked bodoms music. You're just being a loser...

1: Read Jesse-'s post one more time.
2: Take a deep breath.
3: Read my reply one more time.
4: Understand. If not, repeat 1-3, or give up and go to 5
5: Read TheSeldomlaids post.

 

[PanzerKunt]

Oh, and WHY does it seem like some of you people can only think in "black and white" -no grey zones, no subtleties- or at least when it comes to COB and their fans and bashers? Just like there's only two kinds of of people...those who absolutely worship the band and are "ass lickers", and then those who bash them...and nothing, absolutely nothing in between...PUH-LEEEEEZE.

At least she agrees to being an asslicker. Seriously woman, your and some other posters' feelings for the bandmembers are beyond sick, I think you need to get profesional help. The problem with you people, and why we can't let you be alone with your opinions is that you bring the boyband fan hysteria over from well, boybands, to this kind of music where it does not belong. You're not supposed show up with a picture with a wooden heart fram and ask for them to sign your picture because you adore them sooo much at gigs, go back to listsning to Backstreet Boys if you want to behave thereafter.
Alexi does not care about you Lanterns.

 

[Peti]

There's only one thing I can't understand:
Is COB a one-man band? And is it Alexi Laiho?
What the fuck?

 

[Rune]

Alright, I'm ready to get laid, spread your cheeks you Bodom groupie.

Now who is a faggot fanboy? Yeah I am a groupie, good one! 10 points to the british assface.

Actually I was watching tv while writing it. It's not really that hard to turn your head every once in a while. You should try it once!

Been there, done that. My point was, you should do something else than sitting here writing shit in a offical fanforum to a band you don't even like.

 

[GhostOfPerdition]

Ok there Maddox. Oh wait, you're not Maddox. Stfu. Are You Dead Yet sucks, and Alexi is a fag. We already know that. Why are there 50000 threads about AYDY?

 

[PanzerKunt]

Ok there smarty pants. Oh wait, youre not smart. Stfu.

 

[Valerie]

I still haven't listened to AYDY
I have heard In Your Face though
"I don't give a flying fuck mother fucker I don't give a flying fuck mother fucker..." Yeah, Alexi on a creative "roll"

Anyway

Follow the Reaper > everything after it



p.s. spoken (typed, rather) as a person that doesn't worship alexi: he is a good guitarist, no doubt about that. His creativity has just been [obviously] going down hill. Let's hope the next Sinergy album is better than the last 2 CoB CDs

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Well why the hell are you on a bodom messageboard if you dont like and have never liked bodoms music. You're just being a loser...

Cool nick you have there. Allow me not to take you seriously.

 

[Warheart2]

u guys are pathetic....

 

[goth_fiend]

this thread makes me want to , alexi is a good guitarist, but there are hundreds of guys better then him so fanboi's get off your high horse

 

[Waco_Jesus13]

First Example of a better Guitarist Luca Turrilli (sp?)