JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Here was the post that did it...
Mike: *inhales deeply* "Mmmm, Marks & Spencers!"
Mrs. Akerfeldt: "What the hell are you doing?"
Mike: *knocks Mrs. Akerfeldt out with hastily-thrown-yet-well-aimed-Comus-LP*
Awesome!