Stupidest comments made towards metal by non-metal fans.

[Reign in Acai]

What's some of the stupidest shit you ever heard about metal or a metal band that came out of the mouth of a non-metal fan?

"System of a down is the greatest band ever...I love metal!"

"Iced Earth & Blind Guardian are not metal. Metal must have angry lyrics"

AC/DC is the best metal band

Metal is shit

Ok most of mine suck. What's everyone elses?

 

[Sóti]

I never get asked anything becuase most people at my school, except for a few, don't even know i listen too metal, you coudn't tell I'm a metal fan, becuase i dress in preppy clothes most of the time.

 

[Hammer of Might]

"Metallica are the gods of metal"

 

[LordFireworm]

Oddly enough, I hear more stupid things about metal from metal fans than I do from people who aren't even into the music.

 

[Terrifyer]

"Its just noise"

 

[Hammer of Might]

"Its just noise"

Yeah. Or "it's just shouting" referring to IRON MAIDEN!

 

[Caelum Adustum]

Some hardcore faggot from my school said "Rhapsody is death metal."

He was serious......

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

It's just double bass and screaming.

 

[BulletRider]

"All they do is go AHHHWAHHHAAAHAA!"
"Anyone can scream into a mic"
"Snare hits only happen after 3 or 4 hi-hat hits" (that's my favorite. It came from a HUGE Metallica fan)

 

[Life Sucks]

"Metal bands don't have any talent." Or something along those lines. I've heard it countless times.

 

[Nico]

"How can you listen to that headbanging crap? It's just - doof doof".
This of course, coming from a techno fan.

"What you mean Limp Bizkit isnt metal? It's got distorted guitars!"
Idiots never cease to amaze me.

 

[speed]

You listen to metal? What are you a hillbilly or something?

 

[Caelum Adustum]

"You listen to metal? What are you..Stuck in the '80's?"

 

[Hobo11]

hmm, lets see
death metal, too noisy and its just screaming(id like to see anyone try to sing death vocals, not everyone can do it)

Metal is just stupid and pointless

You listen to metal, you must be goth

VH1: Staind are the hardest metal band out there( I really have MTV/VH1)

Metal is no talent, just playing harsh sounding chords and screaming( I personally think metal is the most talented type of music out there based on lyrics and instrumentality)

ive also heard most of the things the rest of you guys have.

 

[Helloween]

haha i like yours high on maiden...

anyways...

"all death metal is hitting the double kick a thousand times and hitting symbols so hard that they break"

"hammerfall isnt even metal theyre like soft punk"

"iron maiden is just a bunch of guitar that makes no sense"

all those were said by a kid that listens to punk music

"metallica is the only good metal band, the rest of them are copying metallica"

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

"its just screaming".... you know, the usual

 

[lord667]

"All heavy metal bands are gays with fluffy hair, except Jimi Hendrix".

 

[ShadowOfDeath]

"Linkin park is death metal"

"No Dude, that's what slipknot is, you're a fucking poser!"


LOL

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Hahaha, Shadow of Death's wins.

One time when I was playing Emperor my friend said "Turn that mid-west music off!" because aparently he think it sounded like a bunch of teenagers playing in a garage in the mid-west :Smug:

 

[_SLAYERIZED_]

"You listen to Metal? You must have aggro-problems!" :|