The Official Confessions Thread

[Dick Sirloin]

Trylakos, are you Birkenau?

 

[Trylakos]

Trylakos, are you Birkenau?

WTF nooo! Im dead serious about this

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Either way it's funny and cool i guess

 

[Trylakos]

Either way it's funny and cool i guess

I have other womanly traits... guess what they are and I will say them, but NO I DONT MENSTRUATE

 

[Furious B]

u've got boobs

 

[Trylakos]

u've got boobs

no

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

hmmm

- I mildly enjoy coldplay
- Porn disgusts me and I do not look at it
- I choke it plenty without porn

 

[Trylakos]

hmmm

- I mildly enjoy coldplay
- Porn disgusts me and I do not look at it
- I choke it plenty without porn

same except no coldplay, and I don't do it so often

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I have all the pics of markgugs' girlfriend saved on my harddrive

that's fucked up, man

 

[Krilons Resa]

When I was 5 years old, I set me and my sister's entire room on fire at my father's house and blamed it on my 2 year old sister. Everyone, EVEN HER, believed it and brought it up from time to time over the years until I about 2 years ago, 18 years later, I got drunk with my father and spilled the beans.

 

[NAD]

I've purchased nearly every Marilyn Manson studio album on the release date.

 

[neal]

i purchase very few albums becuase i spend most of my disposable income on drugs and eating out.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'm Tila Tequila

 

[NAD]

"Ship the gays to Iraq"

 

[Reign in Acai]

I've had 6 sloppy joe's in the past 24 hours.

0 RC sodas.

 

[Doom]

I like a Trivium song I've heard, and I was going to somewhat back up Zod in that Trivium thread but pussied out.

 

[Necromunchkin]

My first semester as a teacher, I slept with two different undergraduate women in the first month. NONE of my own students, yet it still was questionable.

 

[Captain Beard]

I spend entirely too much money on shit I don't need and ended up having to talk others into covering a huge bill for blowing a head gasket on my car.

 

[Henrik Main]

that's fucked up, man

Yeah, I kinda lied though.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i listen to smashing pumpkins frequently