The Official Confessions Thread

[Captain Beard]

Oh right, I think slow painful torture is fascinating, and I wanna do it someday just to see if I can hang in and do the job until they die.

 

[Hell Mike]

I have been naked a lot less than usual this past week

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I shave my nuts

 

[JayKeeley]

I am Spartacus.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

No! I'm spartacus!

 

[MFJ]

i purchase very few albums becuase i spend most of my disposable income on drugs and eating out.

Yep, I hear that one.

Also- I too cross my legs, what's the fucking problem with that? I also enjoy the Smashing Pumpkins A LOT. I have a tour flag from 1992 in my room because I'm awesome.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I bullied a cripple in junior high.

I don't drink...at all.

I've never tried recreational drugs.

I have a B.A. in history but don't know jackshit about history.

I feel like an idiot for not knowing where to go for an STD test.

I lack empathy.

 

[Chromatose]

In the high school days I used to wake up at 6am to watch Samurai Pizza Cats and Sailor Moon.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I bullied a cripple in junior high.

If that's not funny, I don't know what is

 

[lurch70]

I don't drink...at all.

I've never tried recreational drugs.

and the fact that this came right after it ... makes it even funnier

 

[Reign in Acai]

If that's not funny, I don't know what is

How is that funny? Just makes him sound like a complete ass.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Yes, in theory

 

[Reign in Acai]

So you guys promote peace for everyone, with cripples being the exception?

 

[cthulufhtagn]

dude cripples aren't people

 

[Dick Sirloin]

 

[Reign in Acai]

What about gay cripples? Surely you support their feelings?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Dude, we're joking, I have a friend who is paralyzed and can't go upstairs unless there's an elevator. And I laugh at him all the time

 

[cthulufhtagn]

no, just hot cripples





and yea, dude, we're joking

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Dude, we're joking, I have a friend who is paralyzed and can't go upstairs unless there's an elevator. And I laugh at him all the time

 

[Reign in Acai]

We're running out of time, and don't need incidents like this!