The things that make you angry thread

[Jace_Mereel]

Does it make you angry? Hmmm?

 

[Undefined]

^SHHHH HE MADE MORE MONEY THAN ALL OF US IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS!

 

[derek]

I'm a pacifist in an anarchist jumper. I'm perfectly placid.

 

[derek]

^SHHHH HE MADE MORE MONEY THAN ALL OF US IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS!

Quite probably.

 

[Captain Beard]

What do you make?

 

[Swabs]

I have to say, Bank opening times is a hilariously droll subject to talk about

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I had to move a pen away from Jack, my betta, because it made him angry. :shrug:

 

[derek]

What do you make?

An incredibly low £28,000 for lecturing, but something near double that on top owing to various investments and publishing avenues that I explore.

 

[derek]

Just over $155,000 up to this point of the year.

 

[Captain Beard]

Buy me a car or I burn your kilts down.

 

[Undefined]

^^Then could you change you username to 'Derek'. I think a man who makes $150,000 a year owes it to himself to use a capital, failure to do so only makes you appear as common as us lesser-beings.

 

[derek]

^^Then could you change you username to 'Derek'. I think a man who makes $150,000 a year owes it to himself to use a capital, failure to do so only makes you appear as common as us lesser-beings.

That's deliberate, I dislike the flow and shape of my name when the capital letter is used. Also, I give a large amount of my earnings away, making me not quite as wealthy as all that.

Buy me a car or I burn your kilts down.

Ye cannae burn the breeks awf a Scotsmans arse!

 

[Captain Beard]

Stop giving it away!

 

[derek]

I have no need for most of it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Save it up and set up a frigging trust for someone, then. And Retirement!

Or give it to me.

 

[Chromatose]

Convert that spare money into steaks and postage stamps. You can take it from there!

 

[derek]

As silly as it sounds, I'm too selfish to ever have children, ergo no need for trust funds.

 

[Captain Beard]

Will you adopt me then? <_< I promise to invest it in bonds, stocks, a house, and maybe a tube amp or two.

 

[Morganna]

Buy lots of art! I would be an art buying bastard if I had extra cash. Well aside from a house, new glasses, get my car fixed, shit, fuck the new glasses, I would get lasik!

 

[derek]

Can you legally adopt an adult?

I can make you my heir, I suppose.