The things that make you angry thread

[Will Bozarth]

I'd prefer it if girls would randomly come up to me and start talking. Why would you be afraid of approaching them? You don't want relationships, so if you go "Hi. My name is Laura. I don't want a relationship. Want to stick it in me?", you will make the guy's year.

 

[Captain Beard]

A more rational person would (I guess wrongly) assume she had a myriad of STDs and decline.

 

[Will Bozarth]

this is true, as well. she should get tested for everything and carry around the test results to present to them like a resume.

 

[Captain Beard]

That would increase the likelihood of a yes.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hahahahah

 

[Calamitas1786]

I just heard about the chick who's selling her virginity on Ebay. It's supposedly up to about a million bucks. She's gonna be sealing the deal at the Bunnyland Ranch.

 

[Will Bozarth]

"Hi. My name is Laura. I think you are attractive. Here are my papers saying that I'm disease-free. Stick your dick in me. What do I want from you? Got any pot?"

 

[Captain Beard]

You know, if some random girl came up saying that and the paperwork, I probably WOULD consider it.

 

[Calamitas1786]

"Hi. My name is Laura. I think you are attractive. Here are my papers saying that I'm disease-free. Stick your dick in me. What do I want from you? Got any pot?"

"Or cheetos?"

 

[Will Bozarth]

as Laura tries to light the end of a cheeto

 

[Captain Beard]

That would be photo worthy.

 

[Vincent J.]

outsode

officer Crabtree =)

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

fuck you guys

 

[Calamitas1786]

with the proper papers

 

[Will Bozarth]

show us your papers!


edit: FUCK YOU CHRIS

edit edit:

 

[Calamitas1786]

HA!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

lolz

 

[Chromatose]

Predator 2

The dialogue in this makes it a gigantic pile of shit.

Danny Glover more than makes up for that.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

am probobly going to bed

gahh work at 6am

 

[Lunar Still]

Finding only two sources for a presentation on Keats' "This Living Hand" due on Monday, and the only "academic" one is an 11-page Freudian psychoanalysis that basically amounts to "it's about fear of castration" because Freud thought everything was a penis.

Gah.