hook a brother up.
The RC-Team:
On tonight's A-Team, Lurch has an old friend who's a Fag. But his friend has a big problem. A rival Fag is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already hardcore danced with his friend's cousin, and tried to steal a record collection.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Erik, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the Fag, but she prefers Tully. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by man as robot.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival Fag. Tully says, ''Don't touch my beer!''. Lurch throws two guys through a window. Erik gets a black eye and Tully doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Henrik, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a Gaybar. Erik says, ''This looks gr1m''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored Love Rocket out of a Dieselharp and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Henrik's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to spread shitty music, and that record collection was the key.'' complains Henrik, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for man as robot.
''SPEEDO POWER!!'' says Lurch.
... then Icon ... we can all have some fundraiser for him to send him to "Wacken" next year ...
