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snow2fall said:Not really interested either. I'm picky. I'll leave him to Sandra and Monika.
perhaps my pity of him is misplaced.
there there lurch. put on a speedo to take your mind off of it.
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perhaps my pity of him is misplaced.
there there lurch. put on a speedo to take your mind off of it.
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lurch70 said:
She was greatly amused btw when she read some of your previous posts in this thread.
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WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The Equitorial Guinea
Affair
by Ben Dover
The A-Team is hired by Adrian to go to Equitorial Guinea to rescue Adrian's grandmother from George Bush, who is intent on taking control of Equitorial Guinea.
Because B.A. is afraid to fly they choke him out with a leg scissors and Murdock flies them to Equitorial Guinea. They arrive and go into the nearest bar where they get into a fight after asking about the client's grandmother. They are overwhelmed by twenty or thirty really big villagers.
The little village in Equitorial Guinea is living in terror of George Bush and the accompanying band of thugs. Footbalm convinces the villagers to let them go by saying, ''C'mon, you pussy!''
Hannibal comes up with a plan. He has B.A. turn power drills and a big AK 47 into a deadly Yugo. Erik pretends to be Storm Trooper, but George Bush catches on and tries to sodomize Erik. Markgugs rescues Erik at the last second. Then Hannibal goes in the 'front door' in their deadly Yugo. They manage to defeat all the thugs.
George Bush holds a gun to Adrian's grandmother's head and escapes using the deadly Yugo as transportation. The A-Team pursues them. Markgugs shoots out the side window. When George Bush slows down to take a turn Adrian's grandmother jumps out and is helped up by Footbalm. Erik throws explosives, causing the deadly Yugo to crash and flip over. George Bush climbs out unharmed. Erik says ''I'm totally the victor!''. The A-Team leaves George Bush tied up for the authorities.
And in the little village in Equitorial Guinea there is much rejoicing. In order to get B.A. to fly home though the A-Team has to choke him out with a leg scissors again.
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My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The Equitorial Guinea
Affair
by Ben Dover
The A-Team is hired by Adrian to go to Equitorial Guinea to rescue Adrian's grandmother from George Bush, who is intent on taking control of Equitorial Guinea.
Because B.A. is afraid to fly they choke him out with a leg scissors and Murdock flies them to Equitorial Guinea. They arrive and go into the nearest bar where they get into a fight after asking about the client's grandmother. They are overwhelmed by twenty or thirty really big villagers.
The little village in Equitorial Guinea is living in terror of George Bush and the accompanying band of thugs. Footbalm convinces the villagers to let them go by saying, ''C'mon, you pussy!''
Hannibal comes up with a plan. He has B.A. turn power drills and a big AK 47 into a deadly Yugo. Erik pretends to be Storm Trooper, but George Bush catches on and tries to sodomize Erik. Markgugs rescues Erik at the last second. Then Hannibal goes in the 'front door' in their deadly Yugo. They manage to defeat all the thugs.
George Bush holds a gun to Adrian's grandmother's head and escapes using the deadly Yugo as transportation. The A-Team pursues them. Markgugs shoots out the side window. When George Bush slows down to take a turn Adrian's grandmother jumps out and is helped up by Footbalm. Erik throws explosives, causing the deadly Yugo to crash and flip over. George Bush climbs out unharmed. Erik says ''I'm totally the victor!''. The A-Team leaves George Bush tied up for the authorities.
And in the little village in Equitorial Guinea there is much rejoicing. In order to get B.A. to fly home though the A-Team has to choke him out with a leg scissors again.
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lizard said:WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My A-Team Episode Synopsis
The Equitorial Guinea
Affair
by Ben Dover
The A-Team is hired by Adrian to go to Equitorial Guinea to rescue Adrian's grandmother from George Bush, who is intent on taking control of Equitorial Guinea.
Because B.A. is afraid to fly they choke him out with a leg scissors and Murdock flies them to Equitorial Guinea. They arrive and go into the nearest bar where they get into a fight after asking about the client's grandmother. They are overwhelmed by twenty or thirty really big villagers.
The little village in Equitorial Guinea is living in terror of George Bush and the accompanying band of thugs. Footbalm convinces the villagers to let them go by saying, ''C'mon, you pussy!''
Hannibal comes up with a plan. He has B.A. turn power drills and a big AK 47 into a deadly Yugo. Erik pretends to be Storm Trooper, but George Bush catches on and tries to sodomize Erik. Markgugs rescues Erik at the last second. Then Hannibal goes in the 'front door' in their deadly Yugo. They manage to defeat all the thugs.
George Bush holds a gun to Adrian's grandmother's head and escapes using the deadly Yugo as transportation. The A-Team pursues them. Markgugs shoots out the side window. When George Bush slows down to take a turn Adrian's grandmother jumps out and is helped up by Footbalm. Erik throws explosives, causing the deadly Yugo to crash and flip over. George Bush climbs out unharmed. Erik says ''I'm totally the victor!''. The A-Team leaves George Bush tied up for the authorities.
And in the little village in Equitorial Guinea there is much rejoicing. In order to get B.A. to fly home though the A-Team has to choke him out with a leg scissors again.
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cheater. You changed the format!!!
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nah, at the bottom of the page it said something like "Scenario 2"Iconoclastic Tendencies said:cheater. You changed the format!!!
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The Kazakhstan
Affair
by Andrew
The A-Team is hired by Lurch to go to Kazakhstan to rescue Lurch's sister from Henrik, who is intent on taking control of Kazakhstan.
Because B.A. is afraid to fly they have man as robot piss on him and Murdock flies them to Kazakhstan. They arrive and go into the nearest Vintage Vinyl where they get into a fight after asking about the client's sister. They are overwhelmed by twenty or thirty really big villagers.
The little village in Kazakhstan is living in terror of Henrik and the accompanying band of thugs. Tully convinces the villagers to let them go by saying, ''THRASH TILL DEATH!!''
Hannibal comes up with a plan. He has B.A. turn dieselharps and a big tube of KY Jelly into a deadly Love Rocket. Adrian pretends to be man as robot, but Henrik catches on and tries to hardcore dance with Adrian. Erik rescues Adrian at the last second. Then Hannibal goes in the 'front door' in their deadly Love Rocket. They manage to defeat all the thugs.
Henrik holds a gun to Lurch's sister's head and escapes using the deadly Love Rocket as transportation. The A-Team pursues them. Erik shoots out the side window. When Henrik slows down to take a turn Lurch's sister jumps out and is helped up by Tully. Adrian throws explosives, causing the deadly Love Rocket to crash and flip over. Henrik climbs out unharmed. Adrian says ''Time to choke it''. The A-Team leaves Henrik tied up for the authorities.
And in the little village in Kazakhstan there is much rejoicing. In order to get B.A. to fly home though the A-Team has to have man as robot piss on him again.
Affair
by Andrew
The A-Team is hired by Lurch to go to Kazakhstan to rescue Lurch's sister from Henrik, who is intent on taking control of Kazakhstan.
Because B.A. is afraid to fly they have man as robot piss on him and Murdock flies them to Kazakhstan. They arrive and go into the nearest Vintage Vinyl where they get into a fight after asking about the client's sister. They are overwhelmed by twenty or thirty really big villagers.
The little village in Kazakhstan is living in terror of Henrik and the accompanying band of thugs. Tully convinces the villagers to let them go by saying, ''THRASH TILL DEATH!!''
Hannibal comes up with a plan. He has B.A. turn dieselharps and a big tube of KY Jelly into a deadly Love Rocket. Adrian pretends to be man as robot, but Henrik catches on and tries to hardcore dance with Adrian. Erik rescues Adrian at the last second. Then Hannibal goes in the 'front door' in their deadly Love Rocket. They manage to defeat all the thugs.
Henrik holds a gun to Lurch's sister's head and escapes using the deadly Love Rocket as transportation. The A-Team pursues them. Erik shoots out the side window. When Henrik slows down to take a turn Lurch's sister jumps out and is helped up by Tully. Adrian throws explosives, causing the deadly Love Rocket to crash and flip over. Henrik climbs out unharmed. Adrian says ''Time to choke it''. The A-Team leaves Henrik tied up for the authorities.
And in the little village in Kazakhstan there is much rejoicing. In order to get B.A. to fly home though the A-Team has to have man as robot piss on him again.
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lurch70 said:the whole thingie between you and Maren is inn... inenene... innevitable
rofl. i won't complain nor argue, but i still think you're insane.
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.Iconoclastic Tendencies said:rofl. i won't complain nor argue, but i still think you're insane.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this didn't turn out like I had hoped.
Read on to see your fantasy come true!
One lovely summer day at Guam you see the most sexy creature you have ever seen. Their name is Lurch , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Tully and say, "Wow, that has to be the most hot body I have ever seen. Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so lusty , and was wondering if you'd like to go to Toledo with me and wild rump sex ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " "Man, you're totally hot!" " and go with them. When you finally get to Toledo , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a Mini hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: " Lurch is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. he will ask you out in 13 days or less, but only if you forward this page on ICQ or by email to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you will both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 13 years!"
this didn't turn out like I had hoped.
Read on to see your fantasy come true!
One lovely summer day at Guam you see the most sexy creature you have ever seen. Their name is Lurch , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Tully and say, "Wow, that has to be the most hot body I have ever seen. Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so lusty , and was wondering if you'd like to go to Toledo with me and wild rump sex ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " "Man, you're totally hot!" " and go with them. When you finally get to Toledo , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a Mini hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: " Lurch is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. he will ask you out in 13 days or less, but only if you forward this page on ICQ or by email to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you will both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 13 years!"
