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this didn't turn out like I had hoped.
Read on to see your fantasy come true!
One lovely summer day at Guam you see the most sexy creature you have ever seen. Their name is Lurch , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Tully and say, "Wow, that has to be the most hot body I have ever seen. Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so lusty , and was wondering if you'd like to go to Toledo with me and wild rump sex ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " "Man, you're totally hot!" " and go with them. When you finally get to Toledo , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a Mini hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: " Lurch is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. he will ask you out in 13 days or less, but only if you forward this page on ICQ or by email to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you will both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 13 years!"
