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[Erik]

well man it's not perfect but i'm getting there

 

[Guthrum]

I know it has something to do with recording, but other than that, all that Swedish is lost on me.

 

[skeptik]

I think it's a drumming program.

 

[Guthrum]

Sometimes I wish I knew other languages.

Also...

This is so totally wrong, but...

 

[Reign in Acai]

Dude, seriously WTF!!!! uke:

 

[Guthrum]

I have no idea.

 

[unhinged]

Dude, seriously WTF!!!! uke:

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!uke:

 

[Guthrum]

I knew you guys would enjoy that.

 

[Reign in Acai]

It's obviously staged. There's a whole market for sick ass shit* like this.

uke:

 

[Guthrum]

I love bathroom humor, but damn, I don't see how someone can do shit porn. I mean, I'm 19, I've been taking shits for the passed 19 years, and shit still makes me gag. If I ever smelled a human turd out of water, I would gag until I puked. If I'm not immune to the smell yet, how the hell do those people do it? I don't understand.

 

[swizzlenuts]

I love bathroom humor, but damn, I don't see how someone can do shit porn. I mean, I'm 19, I've been taking shits for the passed 19 years, and shit still makes me gag. If I ever smelled a human turd out of water, I would gag until I puked. If I'm not immune to the smell yet, how the hell do those people do it? I don't understand.

[regular Guthrum reply]


Edit: this means

 

[Reign in Acai]

I love bathroom humor, but damn, I don't see how someone can do shit porn. I mean, I'm 19, I've been taking shits for the passed 19 years, and shit still makes me gag. If I ever smelled a human turd out of water, I would gag until I puked. If I'm not immune to the smell yet, how the hell do those people do it? I don't understand.

What boggles my mind is how low these people will go for a small pay off. They can't be making more than a 1,000 or so to wrestle around in shit. I'd do a corkscrew plancha senton splash in to horse manure for a pretty penny. But taking some dirty whore's deep seasoned turtle head and using it as a pore scrub, is something I wouldn't do for all the gold in Fort Knox.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I love bathroom humor, but damn, I don't see how someone can do shit porn. I mean, I'm 19, I've been taking shits for the passed 19 years, and shit still makes me gag. If I ever smelled a human turd out of water, I would gag until I puked. If I'm not immune to the smell yet, how the hell do those people do it? I don't understand.

fucking

 

[Reign in Acai]

Holy shit, I just pictured what a Krigloch Turd would look like!!!

uke:

 

[Trylakos]

Holy shit, I just pictured what a Krigloch Turd would look like!!!

uke:

he posted one a while back didn't he?

 

[swizzlenuts]

^ Krig.

kute

 

[KILL TULLY]

kvte*

 

[swizzlenuts]

EDIT: ^The best fucking smiley.

 

[Guthrum]

What boggles my mind is how low these people will go for a small pay off. They can't be making more than a 1,000 or so to wrestle around in shit. I'd do a corkscrew plancha senton splash in to horse manure for a pretty penny. But taking some dirty whore's deep seasoned turtle head and using it as a pore scrub, is something I wouldn't do for all the gold in Fort Knox.

Yeah. I mean, do they just wake up one day and say, "Well, poptarts and cereal just don't do anything for me anymore. I believe I'll eat some shit. Yes, I think I will."?

IT BOGGLES THE MIND

 

[Krigloch the Furious]