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Her father looks EXACTLY like John Malkovich. Talks just like him too. A little frightening to be honest. I had to restrain myself from asking him to quote something from "Being John Malkovich" when I first met him.
Guy in Restaurant: 'Scuse me.
John Malkovich: Mm-hmm?
Guy in Restaurant: Are you John Malkovich?
John Malkovich: Yes, I am.
Guy in Restaurant: Wow! You're really, uh, great in that movie...
John Malkovich: Oh?
Guy in Restaurant: ...where you play that retard.
John Malkovich: Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.
Guy in Restaurant: I have a cousin... who's a retard.
John Malkovich: Oh, thank you.
Guy in Restaurant: Yeah. So, um... as you might imagine, it... means a lot to me to see... retards... portrayed, uh, on the silver screen so compassionately.
John Malkovich: Well, thank you very much, I appreciate it.
John Malkovich: Mm-hmm?
Guy in Restaurant: Are you John Malkovich?
John Malkovich: Yes, I am.
Guy in Restaurant: Wow! You're really, uh, great in that movie...
John Malkovich: Oh?
Guy in Restaurant: ...where you play that retard.
John Malkovich: Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.
Guy in Restaurant: I have a cousin... who's a retard.
John Malkovich: Oh, thank you.
Guy in Restaurant: Yeah. So, um... as you might imagine, it... means a lot to me to see... retards... portrayed, uh, on the silver screen so compassionately.
John Malkovich: Well, thank you very much, I appreciate it.
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Thanatopsis123
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A MacDonald's in Japan. First I've eaten at in over 5 years. Their Big Macs taste just like ours.
Strip Mah-jong in an arcade in Akihabara, Tokyo. There was a dude stroking himself off through his pants just a foot from me as I watched my friend playing some anime fighter.
On the other end of the eating spectrum was this fancy restaurant overlooking a Japanese garden. This was but part of my meal.
Figured we'd go to a Maid Cafe for shits and giggles but it turned out to be more sad than funny. There were some lonely fucks there. Oh, and in this picture that's not a pose, she's telling me not to take pictures. I knew full well what they meant but the "I'm a stupid gaijin and didn't know any better." is a wonderful excuse.
Strip Mah-jong in an arcade in Akihabara, Tokyo. There was a dude stroking himself off through his pants just a foot from me as I watched my friend playing some anime fighter.
On the other end of the eating spectrum was this fancy restaurant overlooking a Japanese garden. This was but part of my meal.
Figured we'd go to a Maid Cafe for shits and giggles but it turned out to be more sad than funny. There were some lonely fucks there. Oh, and in this picture that's not a pose, she's telling me not to take pictures. I knew full well what they meant but the "I'm a stupid gaijin and didn't know any better." is a wonderful excuse.
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Your pictures are generally very awesome and/or entertaining Thanatopsis. I hope to visit Japan myself one day. If I had the money I'd ask you to pick up a copy of The Pillows' Another Morning, Another Pillows CD since it's import only if you didn't mind 
Oh well, guess I'll eventually pay the ridiculous price for it when I do have money or have to wait until I actually go there myself hah.
Oh well, guess I'll eventually pay the ridiculous price for it when I do have money or have to wait until I actually go there myself hah.
EricT
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Since I pulled the picture out for other purposes, I might as well show it here. This is me sloshed in a bathtub last Halloween.
Apparently I was trying to talk back to the picture takers when they told me they were going to take a picture and hang it on the wall (which they did). I look somewhat surreal, haha.
Apparently I was trying to talk back to the picture takers when they told me they were going to take a picture and hang it on the wall (which they did). I look somewhat surreal, haha.
Thanatopsis123
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Your pictures are generally very awesome and/or entertaining Thanatopsis. I hope to visit Japan myself one day. If I had the money I'd ask you to pick up a copy of The Pillows' Another Morning, Another Pillows CD since it's import only if you didn't mind
It's a nice place to visit (as long as you have a very specific reason), but I wouldn't want to live here.
As for shipping things, I have no idea how the post office works here. I've had shit I've needed to ship to the U.S. for 5 months now but still haven't done it. I'll keep you in mind if I ever get it figured out.
It's just a cafe where the waitresses dress up like maids and sometimes act like stereotypical anime roles. In some (like the one I went to), you can pay extra to play board games and things with them. There was one ugly as sin fucker than came in and did just that. It was pretty sad to see this guy come in and pay to play some 4 year old's game with a waitress that seemed worn down by the whole thing.
Climb Thar Hill
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