About this time last year a guy from Chapel Hill attended a Greco-Roman Studies conference at which I was attending and several people with whom I was aquainted. To make a long story short, this guy from Chapel Hill manages to get into the pants of this chick that I was trying so hard to hit on for a number of months at that point and accomplishes what I couldn't achieve in that time in a matter of a single evening. Therefore, I think that he really was Black Winter Day in disguise.
God damned Black Winter Day. God damn him to hell.