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[dorian gray]

nice hat Justin ...

I lol really hard at that for some reason

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I knew either Statler or Waldorf was gonna make that crack

 

[Hell Mike]

Okay, maybe I finally figured out how to do this.

Me and my lil cuz at a football game.

These are AMERICAN PANTS

I dare you all to post a pic of anyone american that isn't lurch in speedos that does not feature ugly ill-fitting jeans.

 

[lurch70]

dude ... body fitting pants are all the rage here nowadays ... thankfully I don't know anyone that wears them.

 

[Hell Mike]

dude ... body fitting pants are all the rage here nowadays ... thankfully I don't know anyone that wears them.

Ill fitting bodies too then maybe

Dare not completed.

 

[dorian gray]

Im at work

 

[lurch70]

gay shit like this

http://us.levi.com/product/index.jsp?productId=12310171&&cp=3146842.3146848.11049777.12150203

 

[Dick Sirloin]

@ Mike giving me fashion tips

 

[dorian gray]

Lol

 

[Reign in Acai]

I exclusively wear Levi's 569. Only jean that I have worn since Anchor Blues Beyond Baggy that doesn't make my balls shrivel up and find recluse in my colon. How the hell do you lads wear such "ill fitting" cock chokes? The jeans on display in Justin's pic are of perfect fit imo. Hail America!

 

[einride]

lee "jegger" is what's up

just the right combination of skinny and non-skinny

 

[Krilons Resa]

yea, kids (males) are walking around nowadays wearing what looks to me like women pants. They call em "skinny jeans." Even the black thugs are wearing jeans that are too big for their waists so they are busting a huge sag but then the pants are super tight around their calves. hahaha

 

[einride]

the super skinny ones are pretty dumb and i have too much junk for it to fit comfortably, as well

but i mean you don't want to look like you've been doing your clothes shopping at ICA MAXI either

 

[dorian gray]

That looks like total shit
the other day the wife was commenting on how glad shes not younger because all guys look like bitches nowadays

Edit: at ken

@ Erik: lol

 

[einride]

this is a good fit imo

 

[dorian gray]

Yeah....that's not bad.
My legs are significantly bigger than that dudes though so those would be a little snug

 

[einride]

PRO TIP: thats why clothes come in different sizes

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yea, kids (males) are walking around nowadays wearing what looks to me like women pants. They call em "skinny jeans." Even the black thugs are wearing jeans that are too big for their waists so they are busting a huge sag but then the pants are super tight around their calves. hahaha

Yep

Bootcut jeans look nice on guys, I think. I wear them quite a bit, myself. I like skinny jeans for myself except they accentuate the length of my feet, making my feet look even longer and more clownish, soooo I only wear them with sandals or tuck them into boots. My main problem is finding women's jeans that I like with a 34" inseam.

 

[Krilons Resa]

lol @ pro tip.


Fuck fitted jeans. I need room. I need comfort. Ixnay on the constriction por favor.

 

[dorian gray]

PRO TIP: thats why clothes come in different sizes

Obviously I meant that even appropriately sized jeans of that particular style on me would not look like that guy because he is a skinny weakling. I have jeans just like that. If I had a bigger size they would just look silly. Ultimate point being that skinny type jeans only work for certain builds.

Or something