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~Neurotica
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Krigloch the Furious
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Krig, whats up with the safety gear in your sig, man? Lame! Trade the glasses and ear protection for a cigarette dangling from one lip and you'll be in business. 
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
fuck that. I enjoy being able to hear.
The two guys I went with didnt wear ear protection or glasses. Not cool! That shit is loud.
The two guys I went with didnt wear ear protection or glasses. Not cool! That shit is loud.
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cthulufhtagn
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DrowningFlame66
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So it's your opinion that destroying your lungs, hearing, and vision, is the way to be cool I take it? That is until one is deaf, blind, and hacking and coughing all tlhe time, then it's the "cool" thing to do to rag on that person, isn't it?
Krigloch dude, keep that safety gear on, and if you DO smoke, ditch the habit. THAT'S cool.
heh:
EricT
Don't you ever get...
May I be the first to tell you:
GTFOORC, and take your niggatry with you.
Edit: Also, FUCK YEAH SMOKING.
GTFOORC, and take your niggatry with you.
Edit: Also, FUCK YEAH SMOKING.
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
So it's your opinion that destroying your lungs, hearing, and vision, is the way to be cool I take it? That is until one is deaf, blind, and hacking and coughing all tlhe time, then it's the "cool" thing to do to rag on that person, isn't it?
Krigloch dude, keep that safety gear on, and if you DO smoke, ditch the habit. THAT'S cool.
I would take dorian's advice over yours because he has some sort of medical degree.
EricT
Don't you ever get...
Seriously though, those fucking weapons are loud. There's a new shooting range which is slightly farther than 2 miles away, and I can here those motherfucking things going off ALL DAY.
Kinda wanna head down there though, see how much of a man I am.
Kinda wanna head down there though, see how much of a man I am.
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
cthulufhtagn
Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago
So it's your opinion that destroying your lungs, hearing, and vision, is the way to be cool I take it? That is until one is deaf, blind, and hacking and coughing all tlhe time, then it's the "cool" thing to do to rag on that person, isn't it?
Krigloch dude, keep that safety gear on, and if you DO smoke, ditch the habit. THAT'S cool.
hahaha a little slow on the uptake are we?
no really, gtfo
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Krigloch the Furious
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In a liberal pussy as fuck state such as Illinois, silencers are banned.MajestikMøøse;7838787 said:
~Neurotica
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What I love about RC is that although it's getting less lively - the primal basis stays invariable.
Krig, whats up with the safety gear in your sig, man? Lame! Trade the glasses and ear protection for a cigarette dangling from one lip and you'll be in business.
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MajestikMøøse
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• Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Tully to go around.
• Tully doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Tully is Tully.
• For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tully, each testicle is larger than the other one.
• Tully always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
• When taking the SAT, write "Tully" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
• Tully invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
• When you're Tully, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
• Tully has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
• On his birthday, Tully randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
• Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Tully.
• Tully doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Tully throws down!
• In the beginning there was nothing...then Tully Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
• Tully has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
• Tully grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
• Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Tully"
• Tully ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
• Tully and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
• If you Google search "Tully getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
• Tully can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
• Little known medical fact: Tully invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother’s womb.
• Tully doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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• It takes Tully 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
• You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Tully will find you and kill you.
• Tully has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Tully Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Tully lives in Oklahoma.
• Tully doesn't believe in Germany.
• When Tully is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
• Tully once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
• James Cameron wanted Tully to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• Tully can touch MC Hammer.
• Thousands of years ago Tully came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
• Tully played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
• It takes 14 puppeteers to make Tully smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
• Tully doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Tully is Tully.
• For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tully, each testicle is larger than the other one.
• Tully always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
• When taking the SAT, write "Tully" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
• Tully invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
• When you're Tully, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
• Tully has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
• On his birthday, Tully randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
• Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Tully.
• Tully doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Tully throws down!
• In the beginning there was nothing...then Tully Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
• Tully has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
• Tully grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
• Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Tully"
• Tully ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
• Tully and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
• If you Google search "Tully getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
• Tully can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
• Little known medical fact: Tully invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother’s womb.
• Tully doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
• The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Tully. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
• It takes Tully 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
• You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Tully will find you and kill you.
• Tully has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Tully Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Tully lives in Oklahoma.
• Tully doesn't believe in Germany.
• When Tully is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
• Tully once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
• James Cameron wanted Tully to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• Tully can touch MC Hammer.
• Thousands of years ago Tully came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
• Tully played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
• It takes 14 puppeteers to make Tully smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
