The (Unofficial) write anything you want page - part 2

[J.]

do any of you "cultured" european medias deal with retarded stories in like we in america do? for example, any one us can tell you that the news story dominating right now involves a white cop shooting a thieving black fat thug hoodrat. blacks say this, whites say that. blacks want him arrested. whites dont care.blacks claim racism. whites roll eyes. just curious

 

[Dick Sirloin]

J., why do I get the feeling like you're into scat porn or something equally deviant and unwholesome?

 

[J.]

I honestly had to look up scat porn. Gross dude. No way

But yes I do have "certain preferences". I promise all of them involve of - age females (no dudes), no poop, and are legal.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

We've had five small earthquakes in my city over the past three days. I haven't noticed any of them, but damn. Very unusual. Frackin' fracking.

 

[rms]

Are the environmental groups saying that? I know there is some evidence behind fracking and earthquakes

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

There's been general chatter about it here for years. Some experts say yea, other experts say nay. Perhaps we're just due to be swallowed up by the earth, but it seems too coincidental that we started having so many earthquakes in the Dallas/Fort Worth after the fracking rigs went up. They look like crap, too.

 

[NAD]

I've been saying it for years, the dwarves have delved too deep. Balrog/Palin 2016.

 

[Tranquillian]

The Pale Folklore box ended up selling for $909. Think I can get $700 for mine that has slightly damaged inner sleeves?

 

[Reign in Acai]

do any of you "cultured" european medias deal with retarded stories in like we in america do? for example, any one us can tell you that the news story dominating right now involves a white cop shooting a thieving black fat thug hoodrat. blacks say this, whites say that. blacks want him arrested. whites dont care.blacks claim racism. whites roll eyes. just curious

These lemurs are currently lamenting on the 101 freeway off ramp. All these filthy second rate flawed genome gnat nets trying to inorganically foster another Civil Rights movement when there's nothing left to move except a bowel from my rectum that resembles the progeny in which they spawn in exorbitant measure. Get over it, the liquor store bandit is dead. He will never ever have the pleasure to put fried chicken to his lips, (the orbiting gnats must perceive such fried fowl to be an asteroid.) Flee gnats flee, flee from the corpses mourned on this morn, for there lies another criminal cloaked in ebon flesh waiting and willing to gain through acts of treachery. Flock to the indentured sea, O' sweet gnat, where these mountainous denizens knuckle drag to a humbler tune.

 

[ChaosLee]

You should seriously write lyrics for a southern fried Black metal hate band Jerry

 

[MFJ]

The Pale Folklore box ended up selling for $909. Think I can get $700 for mine that has slightly damaged inner sleeves?

Wait until after Christmas. All of the people who are likely to bid on this item will have extra cash in their pockets. (at least the Americans). How about i just Paypal you $300 and we call it a deal?

No seriously. I promise I won't resell it

 

[einride]

oh.

thanks for the heads-up

i don't know how else i would have acquired this information

 

[dorian gray]

 

[dorian gray]

I just made a comment to my 9 year old about watching the Sound of Music and pretending that the Nazis actually won and the wife heard me and went apeshit on me.

 

[NAD]

Next family movie night make them all watch Iron Sky.

 

[neal]

that's why you shouldn't marry untermensch

 

[Vittra]

d'jew nazi that coming?

silly dorian

 

[dorian gray]

@ u guys

 

[ChaosLee]

What's all this fuehrer about?

 

[dorian gray]

Nicely done