The Whining and Bitching Thread

[EffigyForgotten]

21, so a year younger than I.

Oh haha, I figured you meant like a younger guy, like 14-18.

 

[The Butt]

Nah. This guy should've known better. What a fucking pig.

 

[damnromulans]

That's gross. Good on you. You have to be some kind of special loser low life to think behaving that way is going to land you anything but dirty looks/getting punched.

 

[The Butt]

He was bragging about the "hundreds of girls he's fucked" and how he's "lost count". It's like "k bro."

 

[monoxide_child]

Fucking period one day before NYE. Waste of an expensive hotel room

wait a sec
are you saying that menstrual bleeding stopped you from showing up to a hotel room that you had already paid for??

cuz that would have been lame

 

[damnromulans]

He was bragging about the "hundreds of girls he's fucked" and how he's "lost count". It's like "k bro."

Hahaha. Good for him. Anyone could do that!

 

[monoxide_child]

my stomach has been in pain for a couple of days

i finnally had a bowel movement and it was diarrhea

 

[EffigyForgotten]

my stomach has been in pain for a couple of days

i finnally had a bowel movement and it was diarrhea

I farted every 2~ minutes for 6 hours 3 days ago, went to sleep and I woke up and farted again. Beat that.

 

[SentinelSlain]

So yeah, I've done it in a bar. The girl was so beautiful and had such a wonderful ass. I didn't have anything to say to her at all but I had to interact. I think I then tried some The Game type shit on her and she and her friend giggled and said they'd read that book.

I don't think it's the end of the world because although it's disrespectful, I would never do it again unless I was joking around with a female friend or something.

 

[Krow]

wait a sec
are you saying that menstrual bleeding stopped you from showing up to a hotel room that you had already paid for??

cuz that would have been lame

You really are retarded.

 

[monoxide_child]

I farted every 2~ minutes for 6 hours 3 days ago, went to sleep and I woke up and farted again. Beat that.

 

[Chimaera]

I'm not sure if I should feel contempt or sympathy for monoxide. He's either the most committed and imaginative troll in history or life has screwed him over to the point that he's irreversibly fucked up.

 

[monoxide_child]

just shitted out a whole gallon of diarrhea
my stomach still hurts

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

It's probably AIDS

 

[Onder]

Why do people always come into the room when I'm scratching my balls and dick?

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

It's probably AIDS

One can hope.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Why do people always come into the room when I'm scratching my balls and dick?

Offer them a sniff of your fingers.

 

[The Ozzman]

Why do people always come into the room when I'm scratching my balls and dick?

When you live alone, this isn't a problem.

 

[The Butt]

Sometimes I scratch my balls and dick in front of people. No shame.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'm not sure if I should feel contempt or sympathy for monoxide. He's either the most committed and imaginative troll in history or life has screwed him over to the point that he's irreversibly fucked up.

He's just another Asperger's Syndrome internet weirdo tbh.