The Whining and Bitching Thread

[EffigyForgotten]

my stomach has been in pain for a couple of days

i finnally had a bowel movement and it was diarrhea

I farted every 2~ minutes for 6 hours 3 days ago, went to sleep and I woke up and farted again. Beat that.

 

[SentinelSlain]

So yeah, I've done it in a bar. The girl was so beautiful and had such a wonderful ass. I didn't have anything to say to her at all but I had to interact. I think I then tried some The Game type shit on her and she and her friend giggled and said they'd read that book.

I don't think it's the end of the world because although it's disrespectful, I would never do it again unless I was joking around with a female friend or something.

 

[Krow]

wait a sec
are you saying that menstrual bleeding stopped you from showing up to a hotel room that you had already paid for??

cuz that would have been lame

You really are retarded.

 

[monoxide_child]

I farted every 2~ minutes for 6 hours 3 days ago, went to sleep and I woke up and farted again. Beat that.

 

[Chimaera]

I'm not sure if I should feel contempt or sympathy for monoxide. He's either the most committed and imaginative troll in history or life has screwed him over to the point that he's irreversibly fucked up.

 

[monoxide_child]

just shitted out a whole gallon of diarrhea
my stomach still hurts

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

It's probably AIDS

 

[Onder]

Why do people always come into the room when I'm scratching my balls and dick?

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

It's probably AIDS

One can hope.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Why do people always come into the room when I'm scratching my balls and dick?

Offer them a sniff of your fingers.

 

[The Ozzman]

Why do people always come into the room when I'm scratching my balls and dick?

When you live alone, this isn't a problem.

 

[The Butt]

Sometimes I scratch my balls and dick in front of people. No shame.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'm not sure if I should feel contempt or sympathy for monoxide. He's either the most committed and imaginative troll in history or life has screwed him over to the point that he's irreversibly fucked up.

He's just another Asperger's Syndrome internet weirdo tbh.

 

[divine_torture]

Sometimes I scratch my balls and dick in front of people. No shame.

He was talking about actually scratching. You are talking about masturbating in front of people. Which is a crime. Creep.

 

[The Butt]

It's only a crime if the popos catch you.

 

[Summerian]

So for the first time (in Sweden) I got asked if I could please give some money (by a beggar). I just walk by like the coldest murderer, not even giving this old lady beggar as much as a look.
I fealt great, like I'm really learning the social norm of the time.
But later I saw this old woman walking with a friend in the park.
The beggar was smoking. I thought it was about food and something. (- please mister, help me! *holding up paper cup*) Not asking me for cigarett money.
Now I feel like - Great, all the time I didn't send any money when asked by Bono or other big hearted people, I just saved some money. (And the health of starving children - really shouldn't smoke.)
But I'm also like - when can/will I get to enjoy kicking weak people in the head? Will I ever learn or get the chance?
A little bit worried over here....

 

[damnromulans]

If you ever find you genuinely enjoy kicking the downtrodden and weak, you should probably just commit suicide.

 

[Dak]

The Algebra Class I Must Pass has begun. I fucking hate doing math. Million other things I would rather do than endless amounts of equations and expressions.

 

[Cronopio]

He's just another Asperger's Syndrome internet weirdo tbh.

What does Asperger's syndrome have to do with anything? People can't be obnoxious for no good reason?

 

[monoxide_child]

i actually have Asperger's Syndrome