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Klingons do not faint
Seriously, major props to her for dealing with her hormonal raging fat teenage daughter in the best tough-love way possible
I was actually implying that you were coming off as the Dave of suicide methods. But convo for cocktail parties works.
What the hell is a suicide bag?
If somebody does something like slit their wrists or takes a bunch of pills, it is probably just a cry for help as those are known to be non-lethal much of the time, and anybody who actually wants to die would take the time to do some research on the best way to die. So if you survive, odds are you weren't really trying to die; you weren't putting enough heart into it. Blowing your head off with a shotgun, hanging yourself, or using the suicide bag method are relatively good ways to make sure you die. The latter is the least painful/least scary/most peaceful, and therefore highly recommended.
My mother took a bunch of pills 2 years ago. It worked.
The best method is jumping in front of a high speed train
I say a month will pass before there's facebook group for "Let's Count From 1 to 1,000,000."
Holy shit it's hot out.