The Whining and Bitching Thread

[damnromulans]

Seriously, major props to her for dealing with her hormonal raging fat teenage daughter in the best tough-love way possible

 

[Cythraul]

I was actually implying that you were coming off as the Dave of suicide methods. But convo for cocktail parties works.

suicide methods is something that i know i am good in.

 

[damnromulans]

NOT GOOD ENOUGH IF YOU'RE NOT DEAD YET jk

 

[The Ozzman]

Relevant

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Cythraul is an attention whore for cosntantly giving himself alcohol poisoning

I DON'T CARE that you drink alcohol anymore, just mix some sleeping pills with it already

I DON'T ALCOHOL that you mix care with sleeping already

 

[Cythraul]

that's not an entirely reliable method.

 

[damnromulans]

The best method is jumping in front of a high speed train

 

[Einherjar86]

Or you could just stand there.

 

[Satanstoenail]

What the hell is a suicide bag?

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Probably a catch all kit that contains some syringes loaded with Sodium thiopental, Pancuronium bromide, and Potassium chloride; a noose; a captive bolt pistol; and a straight razor.

 

[The Butt]

What the hell is a suicide bag?

 

[Cythraul]

Big problems with the gf right now. Major crisis mode. Things were said that should never have been said. I always wonder which one of these crises is going to be the final nail in the coffin. This could be the one. Then again, it won't be and I'll be saying the same shit two months from now. This shit is beyond ridiculous. It doesn't help that my depression has relapsed with a vengeance. I need MDF bad. I need a break from all of this shit.

edit: We just had a nice conversation. I don't know how the fuck things turned around so quickly.

What the hell is a suicide bag?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=suicide+bag

 

[damnromulans]

hang in there. e-hug.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

If somebody does something like slit their wrists or takes a bunch of pills, it is probably just a cry for help as those are known to be non-lethal much of the time, and anybody who actually wants to die would take the time to do some research on the best way to die. So if you survive, odds are you weren't really trying to die; you weren't putting enough heart into it. Blowing your head off with a shotgun, hanging yourself, or using the suicide bag method are relatively good ways to make sure you die. The latter is the least painful/least scary/most peaceful, and therefore highly recommended.

My mother took a bunch of pills 2 years ago. It worked.

 

[Cythraul]

My mother took a bunch of pills 2 years ago. It worked.

I'd like to think you're just trolling me.

 

[Mort Divine]

Veronika Decides to Die was kinda interesting and about a chick who takes too many pills because she wants to die. Fucks her heart up but lives for a period of time, then eventually wants to live but ends up dying because her heart couldn't handle the stress of living.

 

[optionthree]

The best method is jumping in front of a high speed train

Unless you're Evgeni Nabokov, then the train will just beat you five-hole.

 

[mutantllama]

Holy shit it's hot out.

 

[hexwind]

I say a month will pass before there's facebook group for "Let's Count From 1 to 1,000,000."

It already exists I think, done buy someone who leaves around here, im not sure tho hehe.
I'm glad I deactivated my account, I got loads of useless shits on that shitty place ! Especially when people started taking it too seriously

 

[st3333phani3333]

Holy shit it's hot out.

It's very hot. Almost unbareable, here. And our central air is messed up until this weekend. Ceiling fans don't do a thing for me.