The Whining and Bitching Thread

The bugs haven't been too bad lately. Not as bad as early June and May. I could hardly go outside without running into insects flying into my face.
 
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MOTHER FUCKER! I just returned home from Dunkin Donuts, ate a couple of my donuts and went to take a swig of my coffee AND THERE WAS FUCKING CREAM AND SUGAR IN IT! OMG FUCKING DISGUSTING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I almost spit it out. Goddamnit, who would have thought ordering a LARGE BLACK COFFEE was so fucking difficult?!

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I fucking hate clocks that do the ticking sound all the time. I always have to turn them off. Fucking tick, tack, tick, tack, tick, tack, I'd go fucking nuts.
 
Putting cream and sugar in coffee is like putting ice and salt in beer.

What makes it worse is that was my free one after buying 4 large coffees. Talk about getting fucked.

Yeah man, I hate sugar in coffee. Never understood what's so popular about that.
 
In-laws. Try a two month holiday with them. My own fucking fault. I'm such an ass.

Your wife will look like your mother in law.

EDIT: You should've fucked her mother first so you know what parallel dimension will her vagina get you into after 25 years. Could've been some fucking dry universe there, one has to be careful with these choices. My sister returned from Morocco few days back and brought some sand fleas or something, and they're said to like male reproduction organs, so I don't touch anything here, and that's only one genital bullshit man, there are tons. So watch your mother in-law.
 
There was a greenfly swarm in my town today. I actually gave up trying to keep my left eye open. I don't really understand why they were only landing on that one but whatever. I hate it when we get insect swarms.