The Whining and Bitching Thread

In-laws. Try a two month holiday with them. My own fucking fault. I'm such an ass.

Your wife will look like your mother in law.

EDIT: You should've fucked her mother first so you know what parallel dimension will her vagina get you into after 25 years. Could've been some fucking dry universe there, one has to be careful with these choices. My sister returned from Morocco few days back and brought some sand fleas or something, and they're said to like male reproduction organs, so I don't touch anything here, and that's only one genital bullshit man, there are tons. So watch your mother in-law.
 
There was a greenfly swarm in my town today. I actually gave up trying to keep my left eye open. I don't really understand why they were only landing on that one but whatever. I hate it when we get insect swarms.
 
DD coffee is pretty good. I actively miss it in Japan. Coffee comes in a can or from Starbucks/Starbucks clones, unless you're at a nice restaurant. And there are no nice restaurants or Starbucks in my city.

Fuck I'm going to drink DD coffee every day from Thursday through Wednesday the 11th. Maybe 3-4 a day to combat constipation.

The AC at work is still broken and today like every other day is mid-90s, humid and still.
 
Whenever I drink a lot of coffee I start having urinary difficulties.











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Dunkin Donuts coffee is fucking great tbh. If your looking for regular coffee that doesn't have 1000 calories and costs 5 dollars more than DD like Starbucks does. I'll take DD anyday.
 
Starbucks is amazing if you brew it yourself. Everytime I go to a Starbucks store they always serve Pike Place and it always tastes burnt, probably because they leave it on the heating tray for way too long. It pisses me off even more whenever I realize I just paid nearly $3 for a venti coffee that tastes like shit.

Anyway, my favorite coffee is 100% Kona from these roadside stands in Hawaii. You can't even buy the shit in stores or online or anything. It's like a roadside vegetable stand out in the middle of nowhere that these farmers set out. They grow and roast themselves and it's fucking godly. It's also one of the most expensive things I buy ($40 for a lb of beans). I usually talk my girlfriend's mom into sending me a bag of beans for Christmas, which is about the only thing I look forward to during winter.

As for other stuff, I prefer a lot of the different Starbucks flavors because despite being extremely prevelant, they make some killer coffee. My favorites are Pike Place, House Blend, Italian Roast, and Gazebo Summer Blend, which is seasonal coffee, Kenya, Sumatra, and Gold Coast Blend.

Coffee is just like beer mang, you get what you pay for, and if you're content with drinking Folgers or Maxwell House, that's cool, but that's also why your coffee tastes like dirt.