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Possessed - The Exorcist 9/10
Possessed fucking rule. Definitely better than early Death and just as good as stuff like Master. Something about this is just more endearing than most bands of this proto-death sound. Oh and Larry Lalonde from Primus on guitar LOL
Boba Fett - Zombie Holocaust 6/10
Typical retro-thrash. Boba Fett rules and this is fine.
Dokken - Dream Warriors 8/10
Lol is that Patricia Arquette? I'd hit it. And this just fucking rules.
Reverend Bizarre - Blood on Satan's Claw 7/10
They still have better songs we haven't heard but damn that intro chug is fucking fun. The production on this one is strange, but it's fucking Reverend Bizarre
Hexx - Sardonicus 5/10
This does literally nothing for me.
Crydebris - Mononoke Picture 0/10
Literally nothing redeeming about this shitfest. This is fucking awful. Also, not metal so this should be a 0 for everyone. Seriously, if you fucks dig this you might like this one band called Iwrestledabearonce. Literally the same fucking thing.
Death - Evil Dead 7/10
So fucking refreshing after that Crybabygettingabris. Early Death is great, I just wish they could have maintained this shit longer.
Godflesh - Dream Long Dead 7/10
Godflesh are SO FUCKING CRUSHING. I prefer their first EP with "Avalanche Master Song" but this song contains that typical Godflesh atmosphere. Good shit.
Satan's Host - Strongest of the Night 6/10
Seeing these guys next month at a metal fest in Chicago. This is my first time hearing and I'm glad someone reminded me to check them out. Unfortunately this isn't spectacular.
Blood Freak - Gobble Up Your Guts Part 2, Revenge Of The Turkey Monster 7/10
Just reading that title and I can imagine that this is going to fucking suck but I was pleasently surprised. Stupid fucking horror-themed death metal from Razorback Records probably. Yeah, it's the guy from Frightmare after he left the band after their first album. I actually quite like this. Those riffs are fucking fun.
Blood Farmers - Headless Eyes 10/10
Of course I am twisted, because I want to find out something because I am sick. Extremely cult film reference from an equally obscure doom metal band. My favorite release of 2014 for sure.
Blind Guardian - Time What Is Time 10/10
Yep, this is my favorite Blind Guardian song from my favorite Blind Guardian album. Wonderful.
Deicide - Dead By Dawn 8/10
Damn, those first 2 Deicide albums are fucking amazing. I wouldn't listen to this much anymore except on certain occasions but fuck, thanks for reminding me. This destroys.
Witchfinder General - Witchfinder General 9/10
Burning a Sinner and R.I.P are their best songs but I fucking love this as well. This is fucking classic and true as fuck heavy/doom. If you don't like Witchfinder General, just go fuck yourself.
Iced Earth - Damien 5/10
Christ does this need to be this fucking long? ugh. Barlow is an amazing vocalist but this kinda sucks. Too much tough-guy chugging going on here. Chugs are fine and dandy, but this just screams core. Whatever, I've heard worse.
Possessed fucking rule. Definitely better than early Death and just as good as stuff like Master. Something about this is just more endearing than most bands of this proto-death sound. Oh and Larry Lalonde from Primus on guitar LOL
Boba Fett - Zombie Holocaust 6/10
Typical retro-thrash. Boba Fett rules and this is fine.
Dokken - Dream Warriors 8/10
Lol is that Patricia Arquette? I'd hit it. And this just fucking rules.
Reverend Bizarre - Blood on Satan's Claw 7/10
They still have better songs we haven't heard but damn that intro chug is fucking fun. The production on this one is strange, but it's fucking Reverend Bizarre
Hexx - Sardonicus 5/10
This does literally nothing for me.
Crydebris - Mononoke Picture 0/10
Literally nothing redeeming about this shitfest. This is fucking awful. Also, not metal so this should be a 0 for everyone. Seriously, if you fucks dig this you might like this one band called Iwrestledabearonce. Literally the same fucking thing.
Death - Evil Dead 7/10
So fucking refreshing after that Crybabygettingabris. Early Death is great, I just wish they could have maintained this shit longer.
Godflesh - Dream Long Dead 7/10
Godflesh are SO FUCKING CRUSHING. I prefer their first EP with "Avalanche Master Song" but this song contains that typical Godflesh atmosphere. Good shit.
Satan's Host - Strongest of the Night 6/10
Seeing these guys next month at a metal fest in Chicago. This is my first time hearing and I'm glad someone reminded me to check them out. Unfortunately this isn't spectacular.
Blood Freak - Gobble Up Your Guts Part 2, Revenge Of The Turkey Monster 7/10
Just reading that title and I can imagine that this is going to fucking suck but I was pleasently surprised. Stupid fucking horror-themed death metal from Razorback Records probably. Yeah, it's the guy from Frightmare after he left the band after their first album. I actually quite like this. Those riffs are fucking fun.
Blood Farmers - Headless Eyes 10/10
Of course I am twisted, because I want to find out something because I am sick. Extremely cult film reference from an equally obscure doom metal band. My favorite release of 2014 for sure.
Blind Guardian - Time What Is Time 10/10
Yep, this is my favorite Blind Guardian song from my favorite Blind Guardian album. Wonderful.
Deicide - Dead By Dawn 8/10
Damn, those first 2 Deicide albums are fucking amazing. I wouldn't listen to this much anymore except on certain occasions but fuck, thanks for reminding me. This destroys.
Witchfinder General - Witchfinder General 9/10
Burning a Sinner and R.I.P are their best songs but I fucking love this as well. This is fucking classic and true as fuck heavy/doom. If you don't like Witchfinder General, just go fuck yourself.
Iced Earth - Damien 5/10
Christ does this need to be this fucking long? ugh. Barlow is an amazing vocalist but this kinda sucks. Too much tough-guy chugging going on here. Chugs are fine and dandy, but this just screams core. Whatever, I've heard worse.
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that isn't one of the better songs on that album, and it's not a great youtube either. i doubt they'll be all that great live nowadays (although seeing the tyrant sing in the flesh is surely a goddamned privilege), but you should check out the debut anyway, it's fucking godly. maybe too uptempo for your tastes i guess lol
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You massive faggots largely gave that Branikald song positive ratings. Suck it up.
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FALSE ARREST! FALSE ARREST!
WTF! Fucking cunt acts like he's hardcore lol hasn't even heard Satans Host
Master_Yoda77
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Which Count Raven should I blast?
And I don't know why you started hating on me all of a sudden there Danny.
And I don't know why you started hating on me all of a sudden there Danny.
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Possessed - The Exorcist - 5
doesn't sound evil enough, lame babbling vocals, boring riffs
Boba Fett - Zombie Holocaust - 6
pretty average new thrash
Dokken - Dream Warriors - 7
not bad for this genre
Reverend Bizarre - Blood on Satan's Claw - 3
yech. nice picture of nuns though
Hexx - Sardonicus (no youtube of the song, only the EP - click the timestamp in the video info) - 7
quite thrashtastic but vocals could be better
Crydebris - Mononoke Picture - 6
ive heard worse
Death - Evil Dead - 9
love that melodic intro. screamo vocals are not my favorite thing for death metal but Chuck's work here. blazing riffage, drumming and dat bass.
Godflesh - Dream Long Dead - 3
what are they trying to do
Satan's Host - Strongest of the Night - 3
did not enjoy this
Blood Freak - Gobble Up Your Guts Part 2 Revenge Of The Turkey Monster - 4
annoying happy riffs
Blood Farmers - Headless Eyes - 2
skip
Blind Guardian - Time What Is Time - 8.5
yes!
Deicide - Dead By Dawn - 9.5
zombie sounds are a bit cheesy and overused but this fuckin slays
Witchfinder General - Witchfinder General - 4
not my music but nice tits on the cover
Iced Earth - Damien - 8
did not care for choir intro or speaking part but awesome song anyway. could've used a stronger climax
doesn't sound evil enough, lame babbling vocals, boring riffs
Boba Fett - Zombie Holocaust - 6
pretty average new thrash
Dokken - Dream Warriors - 7
not bad for this genre
Reverend Bizarre - Blood on Satan's Claw - 3
yech. nice picture of nuns though
Hexx - Sardonicus (no youtube of the song, only the EP - click the timestamp in the video info) - 7
quite thrashtastic but vocals could be better
Crydebris - Mononoke Picture - 6
ive heard worse
Death - Evil Dead - 9
love that melodic intro. screamo vocals are not my favorite thing for death metal but Chuck's work here. blazing riffage, drumming and dat bass.
Godflesh - Dream Long Dead - 3
what are they trying to do
Satan's Host - Strongest of the Night - 3
did not enjoy this
Blood Freak - Gobble Up Your Guts Part 2 Revenge Of The Turkey Monster - 4
annoying happy riffs
Blood Farmers - Headless Eyes - 2
skip
Blind Guardian - Time What Is Time - 8.5
yes!
Deicide - Dead By Dawn - 9.5
zombie sounds are a bit cheesy and overused but this fuckin slays
Witchfinder General - Witchfinder General - 4
not my music but nice tits on the cover
Iced Earth - Damien - 8
did not care for choir intro or speaking part but awesome song anyway. could've used a stronger climax
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i did 3 reviews in 1 day. get with the program you lazy slobs!
Anom@nder Rake
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you should of submitted The Lamp of Thoth "Blood on Satan's Claw" ya cunt
Possessed - The Exorcist
7/10 awesome song but deducted points because this was a best selling novel before it was a film. great book though and so is Legion
Zombie Holocaust - Boba Fett
3/10 star wars kinda sucks. zombie holocaust sucks. the music sucks. fuck this
Dokken - Dream Warriors
4/10 trve vh1 metal. not my thing at all. i once went to a gig that Dokken were playing but that was because Metal Church opened. i left after Metal Church
Reverend Bizarre - Blood on Satan's Claw
6/10 decent but Rev Biz made much better music than this. cool film too btw
Hexx - Sardonicus
5/10 haven't seen the film this song is based on. not bad but this stuff is "in one ear, out the other" for me
Crydebris - Mononoke Picture
0.5/10 i don't masturbate to anime so i have no idea what this is based on. if "emos" are still a thing in high schools this is what i picture that they listen to. i had to turn it off after 3 minutes
Death - Evil Dead
7/10 good song before Death became pretentious douche metal. only the first Evil Dead is real
Godflesh - Dream Long Dead
2/10 don't care for this at all. i guess the film is Deathdream (Dead of Night)? if so that's a killer overlooked film
Satan's Host - Strongest of the Night
6/10 more Evil Dead music. fits the theme but seems pedestrian Heavy Metal to me.
Blood Freak - Gobble Up Your Guts Part 2 Revenge Of The Turkey Monster
3/10 haven't seen Blood Freak. at least this song is short but it's completely forgettable
Blood Farmers - Headless Eyes
8/10 haven't seen this film either. Invasion of the Blood Farmers is fucking terrible. the cover art from their first album is a screenshot from the film Deranged which is a biopic of Ed Gein. anyways this album is the best "comeback" album i've ever heard
Blind Guardian - Time What Is Time
5/10 Blade Runner is cool. Blind Guardian is not.
Deicide - Dead By Dawn
6.5/10 caveman death metal but pretty effective for what it is. Evil Dead 2 is too goofy for me.
Witchfinder General - Witchfinder General
9/10 Vincent Price metal. this song is fucking catchy.
Iced Earth – Damien
4/10 this is so cheesy. The Omen is pretty stupid but has entertaining kills
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sorry i'm not a fan of hair metal. i use vh1 metal mostly as a derogatory term but there's some stuff i listen to like Iron Maiden that was featured on vh1
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My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Possessed - The Exorcist 8/10
Awesome. Obvious choice but cool nonetheless.
Boba Fett - Zombie Holocaust - 6/10
This is fun. It's not anything special but I can see myself getting drunk to this and thinking its way better than it is
Dokken - Dream Warriors 7/10
I actually really like Dokken. The music video is so 80s. World's coolest skull guitar.
These guys almost have better hair than me. Almost. Also, this is what I needed. I just watched a really intense serial killer movie and this totally gave me all the cheese i needed to feel like a normal person again.
Reverend Bizzarre - Blood on Satan's Claw 5/10
Not their best.
Hexx - Quest for Sanity 6/10
Not bad.
Crydebris - Mononoke Picture 1/10
Hey look I know this movie. That Princess Mononoke Movie was one of my favorites as a kid. What... that came out of nowhere (some random ass scream when i thought this was a chill track). I don't think this metal. Not my cup of tea. A point for the movie though. I love that movie.
Death - Scream Bloody Gore 7/10
Godflesh - Dream Long Dead 7/10
This is interesting. I've never really given Godflesh much of a chance. Didnt think I'd like the techno metal thing. But this isn't bad
Satan's Host - Strongest of the Night 9/10
This rules.
Blood Freak - Gobble Up Your Guts 4/10
Sorta whatever.
Blood Farmers - Headless Eyes 10/10
I thought this might have been influenced by a movie but I was too lazy to check. Anyways, I really love this band and this song. Awww yiss.
Blind Guardian - Time What Is Time 6/10
I'm not a huge fan of this band. I can see that they are good at what they do, but it's just not my style.
Deicide - Dead by Dawn 6/10
I havent had the inclination to listen to Deicide in years. Idk why. Maybe I played them out when I was younger. Just not my thing anymore.
Witchfinder General - Witchfinder General 9/10
I really love this song. Fun time music.
Iced Earth - Damien 5/10
I can't get into this.
Awesome. Obvious choice but cool nonetheless.
Boba Fett - Zombie Holocaust - 6/10
This is fun. It's not anything special but I can see myself getting drunk to this and thinking its way better than it is
Dokken - Dream Warriors 7/10
I actually really like Dokken. The music video is so 80s. World's coolest skull guitar.
These guys almost have better hair than me. Almost. Also, this is what I needed. I just watched a really intense serial killer movie and this totally gave me all the cheese i needed to feel like a normal person again.Reverend Bizzarre - Blood on Satan's Claw 5/10
Not their best.
Hexx - Quest for Sanity 6/10
Not bad.
Crydebris - Mononoke Picture 1/10
Hey look I know this movie. That Princess Mononoke Movie was one of my favorites as a kid. What... that came out of nowhere (some random ass scream when i thought this was a chill track). I don't think this metal. Not my cup of tea. A point for the movie though. I love that movie.
Death - Scream Bloody Gore 7/10
Godflesh - Dream Long Dead 7/10
This is interesting. I've never really given Godflesh much of a chance. Didnt think I'd like the techno metal thing. But this isn't bad
Satan's Host - Strongest of the Night 9/10
This rules.
Blood Freak - Gobble Up Your Guts 4/10
Sorta whatever.
Blood Farmers - Headless Eyes 10/10
I thought this might have been influenced by a movie but I was too lazy to check. Anyways, I really love this band and this song. Awww yiss.
Blind Guardian - Time What Is Time 6/10
I'm not a huge fan of this band. I can see that they are good at what they do, but it's just not my style.
Deicide - Dead by Dawn 6/10
I havent had the inclination to listen to Deicide in years. Idk why. Maybe I played them out when I was younger. Just not my thing anymore.
Witchfinder General - Witchfinder General 9/10
I really love this song. Fun time music.
Iced Earth - Damien 5/10
I can't get into this.
