Themed Mixtape Game

[Carpe Mortem]

Fear of God - Emily

Total douchemonger.

Douchemonger faggot with gay pickles on top.

Pretty cool song though tbh

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Ahahahaha. I didn't even think of that until you pointed it out. That's hilarious. I have to give that song a 10 now. (No offense)

 

[RedStorm]

Sodom - Volcanic Slut: Seemingly disjointed at times but seemingly bad ass the entire time! 9/10

Mayhem - Whore: Decent enough, fairly typical though 6/10

Belphegor - Lucifer, Take Her!: The beginning riffs in between those nasty ass screams gives it a 8/10

Bulldozing Bastard - Black Metal Slut: Good old fucking fun 8/10

Cranium - Nymphomaniac Nuns: hate the vocals good instruments 5/10

Sextrash - Genital Tumor: I normally don't believe this is a good thing to criticize a song for but those are some really bad cookie cutters. 7/10, that sexy outro saved it

Fear of God - Emily: ew, but ok at the same time 6/10

Samson - Vice Versa: Hell fucking yes 10/10

Black Sabbath - Dirty Women: no more needed 10/10

Hobbs' Angel of Death - Satan's Crusade: 8/10

Lord Mantis - The Whip and the Body: That album cover is fucking disgusting and the song is decent 6/10

Midnight - Endless Slut: Midnight will always be one of my favorite bands 10/10

Septic Flesh - Succubus Priestess: Septic Flesh's best album 9/10

Pungent Stench - Four F club: meh, its got its own uniqueness though 5/10

Megiddo - The Devil and the Whore: Formulaic but I love it 8/10

 

[Satanstoenail]

Sodom - Volcanic Slut
I'm not a Sodom fan. This is so fucking amateur. The drummer sounds like he's about to fall off his stool. Half the song sounds like they are just playing whatever. Terrible. 3/10

Mayhem - Whore
This is the kind of BM I can get into. Flat out and dripping with evil and no bullshit. The vocals are fucking awesome. Everything is awesome. 10/10

Belphegor - Lucifer, Take Her!
Some ok parts but pretty cheesy. 5/10

Bulldozing Bastard - Black Metal Slut
Pretty funny lyrics. The whole thing reminded me of a South Park production for some reason. 7/10

Cranium - Nymphomaniac Nuns
Pretty solid old school thrash after the sketchy intro. 6/10

Sextrash - Genital Tumor
I spent most of this track thinking my headphones or my amp were fucking up because the sound kept cutting out in the left speaker. Turns out it was the recording. Anyway this was pretty shit. 4/10

Fear of God - Emily
Yuck. 2/10

Samson - Vice Versa
Bruce! I've never actually heard these guys. It's pretty good. The drummer needs to stop tripping over his dick in the quieter parts, but solid NWOBHM otherwise. 7/10

Black Sabbath - Dirty Women
I just realised they played this when I saw them live last month. Great song. 8/10

Hobbs' Angel of Death - Satan's Crusade
The pineapple crusher himself. I thought this was so shit back in the day. It's actually not bad. Decent production and playing for its day. 6.5/10

Lord Mantis - The Whip and the Body
Fuck, this rules immensely. Huge sound. Love the cover. Awesome. 10/10

Midnight - Endless Slut
Fuck yes. This rocks. 9/10

Septic Flesh - Succubus Priestess
Oh god the vocals. He sounds like a 15 year old taking the piss. Oh now the out of place piano. Everything here is bad. Gay bits everywhere. I have no idea how anyone could like anything about this. 1/10

Pungent Stench - Four F club
This is pretty cool lo-fi disturbed shit. 7/10

Megiddo - The Devil and the Whore
I've read this incorrectly as Megadildo about 5 times now. They should change their name to Megadildo. That would be much more interesting than their music. 4/10

 

[EspaDa]

Lord Mantis - The Whip and the Body: That album cover is fucking disgusting and the song is decent 6/10

That's strange, when this album came out back in 2012 everyone on this forum used to praise the cover. It was one of those kvlt br00tal covers which were supposed to be disgusting and cool simultaneously.

 

[RedStorm]

I mean it looks cool at a glance maybe but when you look closer its fucking horrid

 

[Phylactery]

I thought you were praising it with that comment to be honest. I often use words like filthy and disgusting in a positive way to describe extreme metal that I like.

 

[RedStorm]

Yeah I don't usually do that unless I use the word "sick'

 

[Satanstoenail]

That's fucken SICK brah

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Sodom - Volcanic Slut 8/10

Sodom are fucking classic. In the Sign of Evil is their best work but I've always enjoyed this album as well. Fun as fuck song.

Mayhem - Whore 4/10

Ugh, this album fucking sucks. As does this song. Maniac sounds terrible. I will never get into Maniac-era Mayhem other than Deathcrush.

Belphegor - Lucifer, Take Her! 5/10

I don't think I've heard a single Belphegor song I liked. This is pretty lifeless stuff here.

Bulldozing Bastard - Black Metal Slut 9/10

Here we fucking go! This is how slut metal is supposed to sound like. Fucking dirty and poppy as hell. More like this please.

Cranium - Nymphomaniac Nuns 8/10

Nice find here. Really enjoy this trash/speed combo. It's fasty and trembly as fuck.

Sextrash - Genital Tumor 8/10

I love how downright sloppy these riffs are. It reminds me of early Hellhammer where Warrior and Martin and the crew could barely even play their instruments.

Fear of God - Emily 5/10

Holy pinch harmonics. I do not like this. There really isn't a single idea here that is interesting, and those vocals are pretty damn terrible.

Samson - Vice Versa 9/10

Holy shit. I've never heard of this before. This is some cult ass shit. I really enjoy this. Those vocals are fucking butter and the Priest-style riffings are wonderful. Especially those softer clean parts during the verses. Damn. Need more of this.

Black Sabbath - Dirty Women 7/10

I knew someone was going to pick this. Ozzy sounds absolutely ridiculous here, and I love it. I really should re-listen to this album. The song might be a bit too long for its own good though.

Hobbs' Angel of Death - Satan's Crusade 7/10

This is one of those bands that I've never really listened to despite hearing a ton of shit about them. I always sort of identified them with all those other samey late 80s thrash bands. This has some damn cool riffs but I don't see myself really listening to it ever again. Just not my shit I guess. Those lyrics are great though haha.

Lord Mantis - The Whip and the Body 6/10

Well, this wasn't as terrible as I was expecting. However, next.

Midnight - Endless Slut 10/10

Still my favorite Midnight song. This one always gets the crowd pumped when they rock it live. I remember having a drunken discussion with Addo about this song and whether the Endless Slut was just an endless amount of sluts or if the slut had an endless vagina. It was pretty philosophical. Black Rock n Roll or Vomit Queens or basically any other Midnight song would have been an equally fitting selection, but this one rules the hardest.

Septic Flesh - Succubus Priestess 4/10

I will never understand why people like this band.

Pungent Stench - Four F club 6/10

A Mentor's cover? Count me in! I never really got into Pungent Stench but this is a fun cover. Adorable album art too.

Megiddo - The Devil and the Whore 9/10

I fucking love Megiddo. Their newest album was one of the best black metal albums I've heard in years. "The Christwhore" would have been a better selection in my opinion as that fucking chorus destroys, but I'd be stupid to not love this song as well. This is just awesome old school thrashy black metal. No frills, just riffs.

 

[Slayed Necros]

Sodom - Volcanic Slut

Revolting unhinged classic. 8/10

Mayhem - Whore

This is the first time I've listened to Mayhem beyond Grand Declaration... it's about what I expected. 5/10

Belphegor - Lucifer, Take Her!

Awful clinical production for soulless modern extreme metal. I like Belphegor's early material but this sucks. 3/10

Bulldozing Bastard - Black Metal Slut

I appreciate the effort and the obvious hail to the filth of the 80s, but it falls pretty short of actually capturing that spirit. Can't see this having much replay value. 6/10

Cranium - Nymphomaniac Nuns

Cranium rules and Necro Nudist is one of the best pseudonyms ever. Tough to pull off this sort of absurd one-dimensional rubbish. Cranium do it well. 7/10

Sextrash - Genital Tumor

I've been listening to Sexual Carnage quite a bit over the last month. I fucking love inept South American extreme metal. Easily my favourite thing on this playlist. 9/10

Fear of God - Emily

First time hearing Fear of God. Some of the riffs are undeniable, while the vocals are all over the place and fairly annoying. I can see this having potential so I may check the album out properly at some stage. 5/10

Samson - Vice Versa

Sounds a bit weak and thin and lifeless but Bruce really shines here. 6.5/10

Black Sabbath - Dirty Women

This rules. I avoided Technical Ecstasy due to a general bad reputation. My mistake. 8/10

Hobbs' Angel of Death - Satan's Crusade

Blasphemy! "Abuse my body and fuck me hard, let me burn in hell. I am not a virgin, I am a slut!". Cheers Pete! 8/10

Lord Mantis - The Whip and the Body

Does nothing for me. Clearly not in-crowd enough. 4/10

Midnight - Endless Slut

Apparently I saw Midnight live a few years ago but I can't remember a single second of it. It's a shame 'cause I imagine this is much more fun live. 6/10

Septic Flesh - Succubus Priestess

One of my least favourite tracks from Esoptron and it does suffer a bit outside the album. Still, good stuff. 7/10

Pungent Stench - Four F Club

Worthless cover. 2/10

Megiddo - The Devil and the Whore

Anyone else remember how hyped this was around 03/04? Competent thrashy black metal, but perhaps not the modern classic people thought it was. 7/10

 

[arg]

keep em coming!

 

[Krow]

I may be a cunt and wait until this weekend.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I'm always a cunt and wait till this weekend or longer.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

But there's always time for a shoop. I'll get to the others I've missed this weekend.

 

[arg]

haha i love it!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Sodom - Volcanic Slut – 4/10

One of the weakest on the album.

Mayhem – Whore – 7/10

I like tech-black Mayhem a lot.

Belphegor - Lucifer, Take Her! – 6/10

This was kind of neat for chuggy pinch-harmonic stuffs, abrupt ending tho.

Bulldozing Bastard - Black Metal Slut – 6/10

Pretty decent definitely-not-black metal.

Cranium - Nymphomaniac Nuns – 9/10

Holy shit, I swear I’ve listened to Speed Metal Slaughter before, and even though that was a decade ago, I don’t remember them having a singer THIS awesome, I already love this guy. The riffs are legitimately good too, not the usual kind of black/thrash, a little more elaborate in an early Destruction way. The sex samples sound like they were probably taken from vintage Swedish porn, so big plus there. If I hadn’t just masturbated 30 minutes ago I’d probably pause after the song’s end and rub one out to some hot 90s Europorn right now.

Sextrash - Genital Tumor – 7/10

Never got into them too much, but enjoying this right now.

Fear of God – Emily – 8/10

A song about whores when they aren’t being violated by arg. Not their best, but still great, just about the only gothic metal I really enjoy.

Samson - Vice Versa – 7/10

I mostly listen to Shock Tactics over this album, but Bruce still sounds amazing, and the song itself is good.

Black Sabbath - Dirty Women – 5/10

Not bad, but I think people praise this one more because of the album it’s on. Always sounded uninspired for me even if the extended leads sound nice.

Hobbs' Angel of Death - Satan's Crusade – 2/10

No one praises this album like they used to a decade ago. Basically what could have been a poor Slayer leftover circa 1984. That thrash break in the middle might be the most contrived I’ve ever heard. I’m tempted to rate it slightly higher because the sound is still OK, but then the other side of me feels that if it can be so displeasing in spite of that, it doesn’t deserve any more.

Lord Mantis - The Whip and the Body – 0/10

The first three minutes are like a blackened Rammstein or something. Every riff repeats itself probably twice as many times as it needs to. Sorry, five minutes in and this is completely intolerable, I’m skipping this.

Midnight - Endless Slut – 4/10

Eh. Tolerable.

Septic Flesh - Succubus Priestess – 1/10

Lmao, non-existent riffs and shittons of melodrama.

Pungent Stench - Four F club – 2/10

Had promise at first, but five minutes? Nope, unnecessary and dumb.

Megiddo - The Devil and the Whore – 3/10

Hurts this song coming immediately after the previous with that same kind of triplet rhythm and otherwise vaguely in the similar style. The drum production is some of the worst I’ve ever heard. Sounds pretty unoriginal even putting that aside.

 

[CiG]

Pretty decent definitely-not-black metal.

Who said it was?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I was going to say the band, but reading the lyrics I suppose that isn't the case. So I'll just blame M-A like usual.

 

[CiG]

Yeah they go by that fairly generic label "black/speed" which other bands like Midnight get lumped into. If you wanted to be annoying you could call it first wave black metal I guess.