things you hate with a passion

I hate that when I'm wearing a sweatshirt at work because I'm in the cooler or just coming in from outside the store, people still know I work there. Bastards!
 
I hate the way allegedly liberal people allow themself to um and arr over whether it's fair enough if some racially motivated attack happens so long as it's by a group they view as the victims of society against the ones they view as the winners.

Yeah well done, that's what Hitler did you pretentious fuck.
 
I hate getting in my van to go to work at 7.30am after a long weekend and finding that not only is the cabin completely infested with baby huntsman spiders, but the big fat hairy mother huntsman spider is hanging out in under the driver's side visor RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HEAD as I stupidly look there after noticing all the baby spiders everywhere.
 
I hate getting in my van to go to work at 7.30am after a long weekend and finding that not only is the cabin completely infested with baby huntsman spiders, but the big fat hairy mother huntsman spider is hanging out in under the driver's side visor RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HEAD as I stupidly look there after noticing all the baby spiders everywhere.


How the fuck did that happen, leave your window down? Sounds like my worst nightmare.
 
I hate getting in my van to go to work at 7.30am after a long weekend and finding that not only is the cabin completely infested with baby huntsman spiders, but the big fat hairy mother huntsman spider is hanging out in under the driver's side visor RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HEAD as I stupidly look there after noticing all the baby spiders everywhere.

That's pretty much the only reason i don't wanna live in Australia, if it weren't for the disgusting spiders Australia would be awesome.
 
I hate getting in my van to go to work at 7.30am after a long weekend and finding that not only is the cabin completely infested with baby huntsman spiders, but the big fat hairy mother huntsman spider is hanging out in under the driver's side visor RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HEAD as I stupidly look there after noticing all the baby spiders everywhere.

That would scare me shitless.
 
How the fuck did that happen, leave your window down? Sounds like my worst nightmare.

Nope. Huntsmen have an uncanny ability to squeeze themselves through the smallest cracks unfortunately for me. It took me over an hour to remove most of them and find the (highly agitated) mother, who had scurried off and hidden. even when I finally started driving to my first job, there were still spiders appearing. I was hallucinating spiders crawling on my shoulder for half the day.