Stripflash
Hold My Beer While I Puke
I am Canadian and I've never been to Finland. I don't know if I have Finnish roots either. All I know is that I love Finland's culture, music and language. I am obsessed with a Finnish band too, so that helps. And I want to move to Finland as soon as it's possible so I can learn Finnish properly and start really speaking it correctly and then probably marry someone there and raise Finnish kids.
Oh! Well, I think lots of finns did settle in Canada some time ago, like in the 18 hundreds or so... Next time you see a blond drunk on a bench, ask him if he is Finnish!?