What a truly maaaaaahvelous occasion. Cry libtards cry, weep those delicate tears. America finally got it's balls back.
After 8 years of a Muslim in Chief in the White House spouting off his ideologies, lecturing the American people for all the ills they've caused the world derp derp, piling on debt after debt, shrinking our military to the size of a militia, making our GDP shrink like Erik Grahn's penis at the thought of laying pipe on Cara DeAngelis's nether regions. After feeling like a foreigner in my own favela, I sit back and tip my tequila glass to the World's Most Interesting Man. #MAGA,
Nad I love you, this Don Julio is for you my liberal brother! Tomorrow the sun will rise, and you and I will feel guilt no more!