"Hmm, what do you guys think about tacking a bunch of stuff stolen from Mac and open-source (horribly implemented, as is the modus operandi, but sexy-looking in the commercials... kinda), cripple functions like rights management (because who needs digital audio out?), security (No hackers will exploit our faulty IPv6 implementation! They haven't the... well, the technology, yes, the time, yes, the money, more than likely... they haven't the... erm... something we'll think of! You're safe, we promise!), and put insane demands on processing power (Of COURSE putting boxes on a screen is deserving of 700 million calculations per second! That's not inefficient at all!) and then sell it for $400?"
"Bloody good job, mate! Way to almost include decent functionality! You've really shown those 'efficient' operating systems who's boss!"
Jefff