Worst metal band name ever

[Hammer of Might]

Oh yeah another terrible one is fucking Old Goat. OLD GOAT!

 

[Susperia]

I didnt have patience to read all the pages, but I think the worst metal band ever would have to be Rainbow. Ahahaha. how metal is that?
of course there are many others, but this one is just fking stupid

Rainbows are Metal. Look at Bifrost.

 

[Boru]

Hey Susperia,
Devil's Son isn't very good but it is better than Old Man's Child LOL
the Old Man is referring to Satan

 

[Susperia]

I like to think it's Odin thank you very much.

And Devil's Son means the same god damn thing, except it's more trite and blatant. And less eloquent sounding than Old Man's Child.

 

[skeptik]

The band sucks anyway.

 

[Susperia]

They're okay.

 

[PanzerKunt]

I like to think it's Odin thank you very much.

And Devil's Son means the same god damn thing, except it's more trite and blatant. And less eloquent sounding than Old Man's Child.

Odin = Satan wtf?

 

[Boru]

Yeah really who does care they suck!

 

[~Neurotica]

There are some russian bands called "I hate hamsters" and "The explosion of vegetable marrow in the cart of diarrhea masses"...

 

[cookiecutter]

Running With Scissors sucks for a metal band name. Good Wierd Al album though.

 

[Zephyrus]

Julie Laughs Nomore is a Swedish death metal band.

 

[Ender Rises]

How is it ok spread hatred towards christians but not jews? It's basically the same thing except that the jews think that they are born that way and not taught into becoming an ignorant fuck by their parents. The whole antisemitism thing has gone way too far, it's about time people stop being political correct about it. Fuck jews, fuck christians, fuck muslims and fuck you if you think I care what race they are.

out of five
Just fuck races.

 

[Zhou Tai 04]

Abigail Williams
Impaled Northern Moonfrost

 

[Blinded By Blood]

There's a band named Grandmother Is Dead

Not so much bad as it is funny though

 

[Blood&Tears]

Running With Scissors sucks for a metal band name. Good Wierd Al album though.

Running with scissors? that's a book by Augusten Burroughs, def. not a metal band name and should never be one. good book though

 

[Carcassian]

"Onanism" is just wank. (Czech grind band)

 

[Killbot]

Fuck... I'm Dead is pretty terrible. I never really liked them, but still they could put more effort into that name.

 

[cookiecutter]

Running with scissors? that's a book by Augusten Burroughs, def. not a metal band name and should never be one. good book though

Yeah it's a brutal death band that is going to be doing a split with one of my favorite undergorund bands. I hope their music is at least ok.

 

[Nico]

Fuck... I'm Dead is pretty terrible. I never really liked them, but still they could put more effort into that name.

I'm seeing these fucks tomorrow night. I hear they put on a highly entertaining show, at least.

 

[PanzerKunt]

Running with scissors? that's a book by Augusten Burroughs, def. not a metal band name and should never be one. good book though

The expression "running with scissors" is not copyrighted by a writer.