Worst metal band name ever

[Unwanted-Soul]

 

[Dee Snarl]

I assume someone said this, but I'm saying it again:

Children of Bodom

Looks like Children of Bottom, no?

 

[Unwanted-Soul]

No.

Although, it is still a fucked up name.

I don't like death aswell.. I mean, How un original is that name? ;P

 

[BlackSeedsOnVirginSoil]

Children of Bodom suck on all front don't they?
Deicide is pretty gay for a name too.
Cradle of Cunts stinks cock.

Andandand...

Machine Head. WTF IS MACHINE HEAD. Fuck.

 

[SheisMySin]

Agreed on Machine head.

I think Children of bodom is a cool name, but when I first saw it, I immediately thought "bodom, sodom, sodomy"...so still some anal issues with it.

Scott

 

[CF87]

Machine Head has to be the most cliche dumb name in history, and to top it off the band sucks beyond words.

 

[cookiecutter]

Dying Fetus.

What is wrong with Dying Fetus? They are a death metal band and are named as such.

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

isn't Dying Fetus grindcore? ehh whatever but uhh...o i got one...Anal Cunt and these guys aren't signed but they are grindcore (actually drums and the sound of screaming babies...hence...they suck) and are called Fuzzy and the Happy Mountain Gentlemen

 

[cookiecutter]

Dying Fetus are a slam/brutal death metal band. Their name reflects this fact. I don't really see a problem with it.

 

[Dee Snarl]

No.

Although, it is still a fucked up name.

I don't like death aswell.. I mean, How un original is that name? ;P

Shut up. It does too.

And Death is a fucking awesome name. What's wrong with you??



Just wanna point out that Machine Head was named after the classic Purple album, I guess. Not that that makes it any better....

 

[cookiecutter]

And Death is a fucking awesome name. What's wrong with you??

 

[Ender Rises]

And Death is a fucking awesome name. What's wrong with you??

How about NO

 

[CF87]

Death is a great band name especially for a band who formed so early. When it's 84 and your band is called 'death' and you are helping to start a more extreme music evolution that's awsome.

 

[Ender Rises]

Death.
Nope.
Still don't like it.
About as good as FIST

 

[SheisMySin]

FIST...lol. That's bad. Right up there with Grip, Inc.

 

[Ender Rises]

And Death.

 

[BlackSeedsOnVirginSoil]

I love the name Death.
It may be unorginial now... but back then it was revolutionary.
I love it.

 

[Ender Rises]

Eh. OK.
I hate the name Damageplan. So cheesy.

 

[SheisMySin]

I remember seeing Death on the original headbanger's ball, and yeah...I thought it was a corny name too even at the time. Actually, at the time, I thought Slayer was a dumb name too....right up there with Killer.

Scott

 

[Alongside Death]

Blood