Worst metal you've ever heard?

[Life Sucks]

you don't think there is one single metal band with worse music than WASP? have you heard any bands of 15 year old kids who can't play and record onto home tape decks?

Well, I guess I'm thinking more in terms of signed bands. Homemade demo recordings of some high school kids' band doesn't really count.

 

[Demilich]

its still metal right? worst signed band wasn't the question

 

[Astrum]

limb bizkit (if you want to call them metal)
cattle decapitation
murderdolls

 

[Hatebreeder]

They may have been the heaviest glam band, but I still do not like them at all.

I don't like any glam. There is not a single glam band that remotely interests me.

 

[metal_wrath]

Battleheart ffs.

 

[Hubster]

Apart from nu-metal, I have to say that Ghost Reveries is one of the most dismal albums ever made. A real stinking shitpile, and even worse because Opeth are actually good.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Apart from nu-metal, I have to say that Ghost Reveries is one of the most dismal albums ever made. A real stinking shitpile, and even worse because Opeth are actually good.

Ghost Reveries had its moments, but next to previous Opeth releases it's a piece of shit, but def. not anything close to the worst metal album.

 

[Life Sucks]

its still metal right? worst signed band wasn't the question

Well, then the worst metal is probably a pathetic attempt at black metal recorded by some 13 year old in his bedroom. But of course no one has ever heard of it.

 

[Hatebreeder]

Bullshit, I loved Ghost Reveries. Sure, not as great as Still Life or Blackwater Park, but a masterpiece nonetheless.

 

[Hubster]

Piece of shit. Period.

 

[Matt]

Bullshit, I loved Ghost Reveries. Sure, not as great as Still Life or Blackwater Park, but a masterpiece nonetheless.

blackwater park was their best album, but I like Ghost Reveries for the prog in it. BWP was more death sounding to me.

 

[Hatebreeder]

BWP was more death sounding to me.

Exactly. I've heard too many death metal bands, so a good shot of prog into my death is just what I need.

 

[Xeroth]

so who do you class as Death Metal then?

 

[Killbot]

Stop eating him at Christmas ?

yeah, that's proabably what Grimace was trying to say.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Its funny when you keep repeating yourself. Please do it again, make me wet myself one more time!

 

[Carcassian]

Anyway, back on topic, I'm pretty "meh" on almost all of Testaments back catalogue...

 

[Teh Grimace]

Looks more like stop eating the troll to me.

the only pix that implied "feeding" i found always seemed to involve another non-troll animal.

i thought it might get confusing


like "dont feed cattle toys".

 

[Henrik Main]

Excellent thread, a big "thank you" to our recently registered members for increasing the quality of this board

lock this shit post haste

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Anyway, back on topic, I'm pretty "meh" on almost all of Testaments back catalogue...

Testament, oh come on! They rule.

 

[Hatebreeder]

Dragonlord is much better, in my opinion. Thrash isn't very high on my list anyway.