Considering that any decent guitar lessons come with a pretty in-depth study of music theory, it is not absurd to think I know a fair amount about how music is made. The chords that people have talked about prove my point. Pink Floyd make like jazz, but they certainly do not sound jazzy. I don't think you were implying that they are jazz because of improvisation, but mostly on the jazz sound in general.
I don't think you even like jazz.
Most guitar lessons don't come with an in-depth study of music theory. Advanced music theory is a college-level course and not part of the curriculum of most guitar lessons. You didn't actually prove me wrong, nor offer any type of insight that demonstrates even the slightest knowledge of music theory throughout this entire discussion, unless you want to count trying to tell me that I don't like jazz as part of your proof.
I hate to tell you, but I absolutely adore John Coltrane, and I like Miles Davis, Charles Mingus, Thelonious Monk, Ornette Coleman, Herbie Hancock, Sun Ra, Jaco Pastorius, Joe Pass and Eric Dolphy, though I definitely haven't listened to any of those musicians nearly as much as I have Coltrane.