Man I fucking love reading giant paragraphs with poor punctuation on the internet
edit: I made it easier to read due to cookiecutter having a swarm of bees in his vagina.
american football = FAIL
It would be better if they kicked a ball back and fourth for nine hours and then after a while said ball rolled into a huge fucking net.
edit: Then the game would end 1-0 and a bunch of Europeans would shoot flares at each other.
. same with baseball
oh and btw drunkard, awesome story.
id love to meet my favorite nfl player.
..or should i say ex. my fave is jerome bettis, sadly he is retired.